realfisherman

• i no want wahala. ✌🏿Audit and Finance • Bendel Insurance🟡🟢 • 🏀 Bulls

[pluto 🐬 @plutotfolie]

@graceswag if you're active they pull out all your teeth so that you can give a better blowjob

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Paul Kande JP @harunaphorl]

Person came on Friday frm Delta to Buy 2002 Sienna. After Deal, he d drive thru Katampe Junction to buy Fruits, naso Passengers rush m. Before we know, he did three trips to Maraba & back & Made over 52K. Today is Thursday, d man hasn't left. He's still picking passengers.😂😂😂

[🫶🏽 @BeezyMcGee]

Those “dapping up 10s” videos really show me the vast difference in the men that women find attractive

[𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓷🛸 @OpiumX_29]

how life feels when nb knows what you're up to or where u are

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Please If your clothes didn’t dry properly, don’t wear them😭😭😭

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet😩🙏

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[tomi ❤︎ @tomixoxoxo]

i’ve not met a doctor who’s not a taiga.
proper whores, all of them

[Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka @Prince_dc21_]

If you've not moved on Kindly retweet this.

[BDB @BigDickBull69]

Was in San Francisco years ago and a guy I met at the bar kept referring to the women there as “The San Francisco 49rs”

Asked him why and he said it’s because they are all 4s who act like 9s

I still think about that statement to this very day

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

that ain’t no regular kick 😳

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

God, a nigga needs to win again.

[isaiah @tlop444]

the goat spiderman debate is over

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

couple years ago i decided within myself to do sit-ups everything i felt the urge to beat my meat.

and here’s the result. 😎

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

[The Fel-Gnome Wizard @Lv100WormMage]

The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from a stranger

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience