Albert Pallington

poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum

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I got a problem with deli meats. I need to cut cold turkey.

You know take it one step at a time

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@etanthomas36 Where do you think that kid learned to be so violent?

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@Whotfismick Honestly, who tf works 9 to 5? Every first shift job I hear is 8 to 5.

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m’yoo

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Naming my kid Nguyendy

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@Eminem @Dan_Mar_Mar Great to see Eminem also thinks in Eminem lyrics

[ArgyleGargoyle @argylegargoyl3]

@LydiaBurrell @shaun_vids This is how percentages work.

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You’re just being pretentious if you say you can taste a difference between imitation vanilla and soy sauce.

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@ItsAntWright No travel

Absolutely a carry tho

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@MrDrProfSamuel That’s exactly how I did it in high school

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We’re doing the Martial Hop at my wedding. Not an option, mandatory that everyone is involved

I’m not talking about the reception either....during nuptials

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@nothingnewmi Lechuga y así

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Dissonance sounds great

..when it’s on purpose

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Blood Sugar Sex Magik was released 28 years ago today. Please take a hour and half today to listen to this masterpiece.

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2 years ago today I got a free condenser mic from a pawn shop

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You got nothing to do tonight?

Come to Shakespeare’s
We’re on at 11 ish

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This should be the default car

[Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing @RLLracing]

This AWESOME @CompactGehl / Manitou @HondaRacing_HPD @IndyCar is on its way to @roadamerica.

We think it’s 🔥🔥🔥. How about you?

So. Good.

🇺🇸 @GrahamRahal @BobRahal
#PoweredByHonda

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The worst part about this whole Old Town Road craze is going to be all of the people who now think “matte” is pronounced mat-tay.

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Is the raccoon looking dude a part of the Avengers?

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Dexter Holland

-Front man of 4 platinum selling albums
-PhD in molecular biology
-Lead authored a scientific paper
-Started Nitro Records
-Created a hot sauce and sold over 1,000,000 bottles
-Ran 2 marathons
-Licensed pilot, who made a solo trip around the world