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If not for yourself, then do it for namjoon. If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, then baffle them with your bullshit- life quote

[V 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Vidzyy_]

Neither are boobs yet you keep sexualising them.

[Lana Del Raytheon @whitehousebride]

I’ll never forget when my classics professor told me “nowhere in history is there such thing as a conflict where armies cross through a civilian area without raping.”

[yoon⁷☆ NIA DAY!! @b2bsuga]

i'm sorry netflix i won't complain about your camera work again iheartradio just showed me that it could, infact, be worse

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

we romanticized being detached because admitting "l really fucking love you and losing you would hurt me" requires a type of gangster this generation doesn't respect enough

[Vaccine Shaw, Atty At Law ⚖️ 🇳🇬 @RatchetNerd_]

ChatGPT told a former client of mine that they didn’t need to pay me because they never signed a contract.

They hired 3 different lawyers and ended up paying me nearly twice what they actually owed me in a settlement 🤣🤣🤣 Google is not a law degree. AI cannot COUNSEL.

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

adult friendships are just exchanging "im alive just depressed and busy but ily" messages back and forth until the end of time

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

**in a dressing room with my 5 year old son ***

Him: “mama, why is your tummy SO big? Are you having a baby?”

Me: “I keep it big in case I need to put you back in there for a time out”

Other dressing rooms: ~*giggles hysterically*~

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I heard someone say “When you spoil a man and do amazing things for him, he doesn’t think you are amazing. He thinks HE is.” I can’t unhear it.

[a @ggukdvn]

BRO WHOOO IS STREAMING NO.29 LMFAOOO

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn't alert you when it's empty.

[ᱬ𝚊𝚛 ⋆★˚｡ @etherian_kid]

they'd never convince me misandry is an actual issue when misogyny kills women, abuses them, oppresses them, takes away their rights every day, everywhere

[⁷ @raplinekive]

"I can't stand BTS"

Then kneel.

[Jonathan Cage @YourDudeJCage]

I don't care how you were raised.

Unlearn your racism. Unlearn your misogyny. Unlearn your homophobia.

You're an adult now.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[Dee🇱🇨🖤 @deeestellex]

I forget theres people out there that don’t know how to be alone

[Brittney🥪 @kurizmatik]

Man. Remember when memory used to be cheap and you’d just throw 128gb micro sd card in a drawer like meh.

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

Have you ever disliked someone immediately and later found out your gut instinct was right?

[aya ^_^ @yes0ryes]

can we normalize pulling ur underwear out ur ass in public im so fucking uncomfortable

[Shorty Pen @pen_shorty]

white men will colonize a country then complain about immigration