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@cb_doge "Majority of the world’s internet"? 🛰️🤡

Funny how I’m posting this right now without using your future vaporware.

Basic physics and shared bandwidth mean dense cities aren't replacing fiber optics anytime soon, Elon. Pure stock pump. 📉

#SpaceX #Starlink #Vaporware

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@elonmusk The greatest trick Elon ever pulled was convincing the market his AI wasn’t vaporware. 🎬💨

SpaceX dumps $18.4B into Nvidia, and just like that... poof... your capital is gone. Keyser Söze level efficiency. 📉🤖

#AIBubble #SpaceX #TheUsualSuspects

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@AlexMyers3 Shhh... if you’re really silent, you hear him humming... 🤫🏌️‍♂️

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@hasanthehun Stupid is as stupid does. It doesn't matter what god you pray to, what country you live in, or what flag you wave. If a government does destructive things, it gets called out. Focus on peace. ☮️🌍

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@cb_doge SpaceX fast-tracking $10 million to 'Grimes County' while Elon is actively fighting Grimes in California court to cap his child support payments is peak billionaire chess. 💀💸🏛️

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@Gianl1974 Let her describe herself:

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@Acyn So we are $40 Trillion in debt... but how can I make America great again? Easy, I paint some bronze horses in 23.75-karat gold for $5.1 million. Problem solved. 🐴✨💸

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@cb_doge SpaceX stock performance right after the state-funded hype ends: 🎶 Boom boom pow 📉💥

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@WUTangKids Side effects of a severe inferiority complex.

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@Acyn This looks like a job for Natalie Harp... 🚨👶🍼 #DiaperDon #Trump soils himself again

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@atrupar As the legendary GTA San Andreas icon Carl "CJ" Johnson once so perfectly put it..."Ah shit, here we go again." 📺💀#DementiaDonny #FoxNews

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@MAGALieTracker Fox News forgot to turn on the 'presidential translation filter' for this press conference. The screen finally tells the truth. 📺💀

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@Michaeel87 This week on "THE GRIFTERS": One by one, the patriarch is replacing his own family members with cheaper bootleg versions. Once a grifter, always a grifter. 🎰📺Mondays on FOX, next day on Hulu. #TheGrifters #TemuActors #FamilyDrama #Succession #AIFail

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@ElonogyX Problem solved, billionaire logic unlocked. 👁️👄👁️🦾When you optimize the future so hard that your AI deletes the entire user base to balance the budget. 👍🤖👍 #ElonMusk #DOGE #Dystopia #HyperCapitalism #TechHumor

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@FrontmanAshwin Meet the ultimate "self-made" billionaire. 👁️👄👁️
A masterclass in corporate welfare, where US citizens are forced to subsidize a billionaire's private digital playground via a giant detour route. 🇺🇸🔄 #SocialismForTheRich #ElonMusk #DOGE #SpaceX #TaxpayerMoney

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@EvasTeslaSPlaid "...so, like, um, I'm 100% immune to HR violations." 👁️👄👁️🤖
The PR database is buffering hard while he calculates his family tree to defend his H-1B visa empire. 😭🧬 #ElonMusk #H1BVisa #PRStunt #Hypocrisy

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@RichardAngwin Rare footage of the Miss Teen USA invasion. 🪖🧴 #BoneSpurs #TrumpQuotes #UncannyValley

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@TaraBull "When the fridge is completely empty, you start looking for leftover pizza under the sofa cushions... or in this case, digging up 2-year-old footage. 😭🍕 Desperate times! #Fact Check"

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@FFT1776 Dearest Gentle Readers, 📜✍️
Welcome to White Houserton. A multi-part scandal in four acts. Tap for the full drama! 👑☕ #WhiteHouserton #BridgertonStyle #PoliticalSatire #AIFail

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@Kaezren Truly an insane opportunity. 🌌🖥️

Just trust the space-IT process. 💀🚀