EightyTwenty

The majority of Americans are reasonable, well intentioned people, the other 20% are garbage. Roll the highlight reel Tom. | Follows are not endorsements.

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This video is worth sharing every few weeks.

[John Connor 🇨🇦 @jbvconnor]

@ThomasWillett9 Let’s play Queer Theory Jeopardy.

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@AngryCops Richard
Please for your safety and our sanity
Do something about those absolute noodles you call legs

With love,
A concerned fan

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@alligordon_ This is an obvious hit piece and a poorly executed one at that.

Twat 😂

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@Fat_Electrician @tacojohns @zacharyebell @underwhelmingpc Ah yes, Hannah's favorite meal making the jump from the home to the mainstream.

Everybody gets a mouthful!

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@LizaRosen0000 Fucking hell 😂😂😂

What a load of tripe bullshit.

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Holy shiiiiiiiit, I'm dying.

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Just because he killed a bunch of kids it doesn’t make him transgender

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@chelqila A whole new level to the term "fade".

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You can in fact just DO things 🤣

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😂

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Lmao...I'm deceased. 💀

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There's a parallel to this...

However unlike some people, the chicken is at least smart enough to realize the truth eventually.

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It's almost like sexual preference isn't in and of itself an identity but rather a single facet of a person.

[Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌ @sappholives83]

“How dare lesbians not match up to the stereotype I have in my head??”

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@zacharyebell Ah, because of his bad knee. Weren't you listening???

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@JasmineForUS "So let me get this right..."

*Proceeds to get it wrong*

Every. Single. Time. 😂

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@AnthonyCumia Id say a car wash but lets be honest, ain't nobody riding them.

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😂😂😂

[Gregory Kennedy @gregorykennedy]

Dave: “Hello, caller, you are on the air.”

Caller: “I don’t think billionaires create value.”

Dave: “Okay. What do you mean by that?”

Caller: “Nobody can earn a billion dollars ethically.”

Dave: “Alright. What do you do for a living?”

Caller: “Well, before this, I was a bartender.”

Dave: “Nothing wrong with bartending. Honest work.”

Caller: “Right.”

Dave: “And now?”

Caller: “I work in government.”

Dave: “Okay. So let me get this straight. You're saying Elon Musk, who helped build PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink, has made innovations like online payments, electric cars, rockets, and satellite internet possible, didn't earn his way to being a billionaire?"

Caller: “None of that justifies being a billionaire.”

Dave: “Well, sure sounds like value got created somewhere along the line.”

Caller: “I disagree.”

Dave: “What exactly did you build?”

Caller: “I advocate for economic justice.”

Dave: “No ma’am, I mean actual products.”

Caller: “…”

Dave: “You’re telling me the guy catching rockets mid-air created less value than a person who used to serve mojitos and now votes on spending his tax dollars?”

Caller: “That’s unfair.”

Dave: “What’s unfair is pretending markets are imaginary while cashing a government paycheck funded by the businesses you claim don’t create value.”

Caller: “I’m actually a congresswoman.”

Dave: “Oh Lord. Of course!"

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@FurkanGozukara Oh shut the fuck up you lying emotional manipulative douche bag

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Hells yeah

[JohnnyFSE @JohnnyFSE]

I built https://t.co/R1jAMUfNTv — a free public database for American citizens who deserve safer communities.
You can track which judges released defendants who then got rearrested, skipped court, or violated their release conditions. All public records. All free.
I started with Orange County FL and will be expanding to all 67 Florida counties and eventually every state in the country. This first batch of info is from 2024 and since public reports are released in March/April for the previous year, data is behind. But I wanted to see if this is plausible. After adding 2024,I'll add 2025 and then figure out how to get real-time-data uploaded.
It's in beta — would love to know what you think 👇
Numbers don't lie, but criminals do.
https://t.co/DfTcJ6XMYn

@bennyjohnson @jockowillink @GrantCardone @LauraLoomer @nickshirleyy @j_fishback

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😂😂😂

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

Incredible things happening on the timeline lmfao

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😂😂😂

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Classic move by these chodes. Cut all context and amp up outrage over a misrepresentation.

[House Majority PAC @HouseMajPAC]

GOP nominee in #TX23 Brandon Herrera shows off his copy of Mein Kampf, “I got the 1939 edition printed in English”

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@Timberwolves Is he harassing ice agents now?