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Sloane they/them. Wholesome queer punk dad. ADHD/author/performer/ska apologist/jiu jitsu/rollerskater/Chaotic Pretty/tall pilipinx. HI-ABQ. Black Lives Matter.

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@DavidLeftyMA Then whisper it

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@DavidLeftyMA Why are you doing this lol

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@natefunk626 I saw those at Sprouts. It's offensive to Chinese and Italian food and people.

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"With my Tubesteakinator I will blast glizzy all over the Tri-State area."

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The guy who wrote the book on ska says Trans Rights.

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This is Haim, right?

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I can't believe I actually said "I wanna be a drag comedian," and then I did.

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I know just enough about golf to make passable small talk with my manager during performance reviews.

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Me: tries to post serious stuff about living with ADHD My Brain: sings "crunchwrap supreme" to the tune of "Here comes the bride."

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@Artists_Ali @MaintenancePod Gah I love that show

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@robintran04 It's really well-written.

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You mean to tell me this lime with Rome is a sub?

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@Shinny_291 @lesbrains Not my kink, but you go ahead.

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Walmart online is freaky.

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I got my first perfect score in @duolingo! I'm doing English for Tagalog speakers, because there isn't a Tagalog course. But don't worry; Esperanto and Klingon is available.

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@formalika 😲so I witnessed a secret technique

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I saw a lady with her hair in a ponytail smoothing the hair on the top of her head with mascara. Is this a thing people do?

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I hate when I'm tired, but doze off too early, and arise A Nocturnal Warrior.

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Fifth grade excuses are like "you're lucky I swore a blood oath to my sensei!"

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Watching What We Do In The Shed, Bro, or whatever Laszlo said.