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saying what needs to be said // things that make no sense

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Am i also finding out in real time that the reason yall put stickers all over this is because the lid doesnt even snap on? I really hope im the idiot here that cant figure out how to shake my 8 mL of dressing into this fucking thing.

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@panerabread what in the actual fuck am i supposed to do with 3/16 of an inch of dressing? Jesus christ. This is 8 mL. 8 MILLILITERS. A little more than 1.5 teaspoons.

Again--What in the actual fuck do you think i am doing with 1.5 teaspoons of dressing?

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today at work i learned that twitter is trying to do....something. lol wtf is "X" @elonmusk? lol the jokes on you brah, you rebranded to "twitter-but-now-X"

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The person(s) in the purchasing dept at @ChickfilA clearly do not eat salad. Why do your salad containers have holes in the top? You've removed all shakability.

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@personalBA69 @krispykreme theyre not increasing prices or limiting food offerings for non-vaccinated people. this isnt different from places giving military or teacher discounts, or stores offering senior discounts. theyre still offering the same great donuts they did before to everyone.

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@realDonaldTrump You are one self-centered, insecure person and you are making a fool of yourself. You are behaving like a child throwing a temper tantrum.

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Fast food places-why in the fuck do you have 2 lanes to take an order but only 1 lane to pay and pick up food? What research have you done that says this is efficient? Please, for the love of god, enlighten me. @McDonalds @GoldenChick

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like what the fuck did i even pay for? if i wanted to deal with all that nastyass shit i would raise chickens myself. you can fuck right off with that bullshit.

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you know what? fuck rotisserie chickens. jesus christ in a handbasket i've never been so repulsed by a food item (except mayo). seriously, i'm full of rage at how mainstream but fucking disgusting rotisserie chickens are.

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we had some legit problems last year, yall.

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welcome to 2019, where we are afraid of straws instead of being afraid of the problem. #logic

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@imprintdotcom There shouldn't be a $10 fee for digital proofs for anyone because this is a standard part of any production process.

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Some fan is a total asshole. That cat was scared out of his mind and is probably never going to trust humans again. #totaldickhead #humanitysucks #mnf #NYGvsDAL

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@humanscale i want to believe that because you seem to be so focused on design that the situation happening with this g is over my head rather than an ironic public display of terrible design...what's the significance of doing that to the g? #designforhumans

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You know what REGULARLY needs more planning? The location of toilet paper dispensers.

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overhead at work: @eliselala7 said "damn! i wanna inspire a thug today!" @thuginspired

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overheard at work: "god knew i couldn't handle a sympathy puker, and look, it didn't work out!"

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welcome to 2019, where we are afraid of straws instead of being afraid of the problem. #logic

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? No? Neither do i. pretty sure twitter just made this up because i'm never here. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I will eat tomatoes on a sandwich, but everyone knows they don't really add anything. #tomato #sandwich #pointless

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I just had a conversation with a coworker who didnt know she was participating...in which i learned that queso is ALWAYS a good idea:
K: soo.....i don't know if i should be doing this
C: uhh WHAT