80sWonderWoman

Beautiful as Aphrodite, wise as Athena, secretly contributing to the hole in the ozone with plenty of Aquanet

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You new superheroes are lucky. There was a time I had to teach PCs to kids. #WonderWoman

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Sisterhood lasts forever which is why anything by the Pointer Sisters works.

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I'm not going to the movies until 1) there's an actual female action hero in it and 2) the people behind me can see over my head

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I hope there never comes a day where I have to fight Hans Gruber

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Sometimes I wake up and wish I had an easier job.

Like Jessie Raphael

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Ladies, if its made by Maidenform, you'll need something to go on over it.

Speaking from experience

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Last Christmas, Batman gave me his heart
But the very next day, I gave it away
This year, I'm giving it to Superman

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Green Lantern called me the Jackie Collins of the Justice League.

I don't know what that means.

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Not to brag, but I am movie worthy. At least one about a girl who works in a welding factory and dances by night.

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Hey #SheRa

If you're not going to wear pants, then at least shave your legs.

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Its the holidays, so enjoy the goodwill that everyone has to each other.

God, I'm bored

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Its important to disguise yourself if you're a superheroine and try to be unnoticeable . #wonderwoman #walksamongus

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Anybody have anything to keep me occupied on a long trip? #wonderwoman

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I just watched an episode of Dynasty.

Those women have broader shoulders than I do.

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Sometimes I go back and forth in time. Its great for fighting evil.

I've also lost my keys somewhere between this dimension and the next

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I may be a daughter of the gods, but it doesn't mean I can get you tickets to Springsteen.

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I just want a man with chiseled features.

The chislier, the better. #wonderwoman #manstandards

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Charles was never in charge.

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I will fight this nation's dependence on red meat if it kills me. #wonderwoman #health #beefitswhatsfordinner