Coach Colby

“Retired” lacrosse coach / program director. Trademarked #SayLess. Tweets have no affiliation with anyone.

[Jake Tribbey @JakeTribbey]

my gf: "I thought college football was over???"

me: "babe, take a seat so I can tell you about the Lockheed Martin Rotisserie Chicken bowl"

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

I haven’t seen this bastard nearly enough this December

[Drip Bayless @jogeroge]

Formal apology to anyone that took me anytime girlfriend for 2023. Cash out now if it’s still available

[Coach Colby @813Express]

👀

[FloridaLacrosseNews @FloridaLX]

Plant Boys HC Application Details Online
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@tampalaxreport @VSNflorida @TampaLacrosse @BergieandBooker @BookerCorrigan @TBTimes_Sports @SportsFla @osvarsity @lax_239 @LaxPlayground @ILPreps @JCCarnz @PlantLacrosse

[Coach Colby @813Express]

Notre Dame 🍀

[Coach Colby @813Express]

Didn’t have RG3 & Brady Quinn having twitter beef on my 2023 bingo card.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Brady Quinn’s attempt to tear down CJ Strouds’ character was BOGUS. CJ DID NOT no-show at the Manning Passing Academy without warning because he DID NOT COMMIT TO GOING. I know because I did the research. @Brady_Quinn said he simply repeated something he was told, but it is STILL YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to vet character damaging information yourself before echoing it to millions of people. Too often lies are reported and used to hurt players. THAT AIN’T RIGHT.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

This jersey that we wear today, it doesn’t say ‘Red Sox.’

It says ‘Boston'.

This is our f---ing city.

And nobody’s going to dictate our freedom.

Stay strong.

- David Ortiz

[Coach Colby @813Express]

South Carolina probably like +800 so at those odds throw a few units on em.

[2026 MCLA National Tourney @MCLA_Tournament]

We're down to four teams in SELC-I. Who are you betting walks away with the AQ next weekend? #mcla23

[FSU Men’s Club Lacrosse @FSULacrosse]

Shaun scores another 9-7 jackets with 6:30 to go

[FSU Men’s Club Lacrosse @FSULacrosse]

Shaun Blackburn goal to make it 4-3 Tech with 12 to go in the first half

[Coach Colby @813Express]

@Noah_phillips64 @WEGL_AU hey quick question will y’all also be broadcasting FSU/GT? Did a great job for AU/USC

[Coach Colby @813Express]

I’d rather score 27 on another team and let everyone play through the offense and get their attempts then cap my team at a set goal limit and then do nothing offensively.

And those deep 20 somethin shutouts are much more impressive then a 17-1.

[MCLA @MCLA]

These are lacrosse schools.

[Coach Colby @813Express]

Cmon has to be Miami vs FAU 🏀

[2026 MCLA National Tourney @MCLA_Tournament]

What is the Division II Game of the Week for the period ending April 2? #mcla23

[Coach Colby @813Express]

I don’t see anyone from @FSULacrosse

[Mackinley Rolle @CoachMRolle]

The best player to never play for @FSUFootball

[Coach Colby @813Express]

So soft

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Textbook fuck around and find out

[MCLA @MCLA]

D-I @NewBalanceLax Poll: Liberty the Unanimous Choice | https://t.co/JeymbdhAQe #mcla23

[Coach Colby @813Express]

i’m just waiting for the first luke haley goal clip. can y’all at me too when it happens. ❤️

[Utah Lacrosse @UtahLacrosse]

Q1 | 12:16 | Utah 1, Bellarmine 0

POLE GOAL! Colby Plotts gets the Utes on the board first with a transition goal.

#GoUtes

[Coach Colby @813Express]

that being said young goalies don’t do this. you’ll look like a fish

[Coach Colby @813Express]

the best goalie highlights are the ugliest execution on making a save. I guarantee he knows this as his normal technique makes the first save easy and this never happens. None the less… so fucking awesome

[USA Lacrosse Magazine @USALMag]

It’s even better in slo-mo, fam.

Just sit back and watch it a few times.

@TerpsMLax wins a classic.