Apollo

21 | he/they | PA | a ball of sunshine, with a little bit of sexy | writer/poet/gamer/loverboy | DMs open

[scary evil vampire @cicadaroots]

if you’re queer and in your 20s and you’re not into smosh or dropout they kill you. they straight up kill you.

[Apollo @819apollo]

ik im never on here, i just hopped on to say #fuckthisshift and nothing else

[Shiver @buyingnewsole]

If Kevin Patullo survives the night the city of Philadelphia has failed its purpose

[Apollo @819apollo]

the ladies be calling me powerball with how i flex my potential of money and never actually distribute it

[row @aydasparamour]

alex horne on game changer now THIS is how we get brennan on taskmaster

[Apollo @819apollo]

the two hottest characters this season are a man with a weak bladder and a man who’s constantly sick and didn’t make it to the north pole. it’s a great season for guys with low con scores!!!! #CloudwardHo

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Wait a second... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated? ... Those first letters.. no it can't be...

[row @aydasparamour]

CLEAR THE SEARCHES #d20spoilers

vanellope chapman LESBIAN
vanellope chapman YURI
vanellope chapman WIFE
vanellope chapman NO HUSBAND

[Apollo @819apollo]

also adding onto this i’m SO tired of them killing of POCs who have so much weight to the story. the reporter from s1, travis and javi’s DAD??? tawny cypress i NEED you to stay alive, or im finding out where the writers live

[Apollo @819apollo]

idk whose death i’m looking forward to more, the president or shauna shipman. mari ibarra no one gets you like i do babes, you deserved to be a secret survivor 🫶🏾

[Apollo @819apollo]

truly i think the recession is my favorite part of life if only for the epic media we get out of it. new episodes on dropout, lorde is coming back with new music, people know who charli xcx is finally 🤔 maybe it’s not all awful

[Apollo @819apollo]

she tariff on my inflation till i crash 😞

[Apollo @819apollo]

hating my workday, will only be watching dropout and praying for a lobotomy from the heavens above

[Apollo @819apollo]

the march/april bipolar weather is gonna be the death of me, MAKE UP YOUR MINDS

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

“parlor room is just dropout’s copycat of smosh games” in the least aggressive way possible. my siblings in christ smosh does not own the concept of playing board games with your friends and filming it. both shows can exist and both can be good and fun to watch, actually

[Geno @sirtheogumbard]

riz gukgak

[Apollo @819apollo]

jd vance looks like the white supremacy care bear. no i will not be elaborating

[Apollo @819apollo]

someone please do it, i BEG of you.

[🕷️ @natmej]

Whenever im having a bad day i be like fuck imagine if I had kids too lmfaooo