April Studnicka

champagne. dogs. cooking. gym. country music. diy. wine. living the dream. not necessarily in that order. but most days.

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Jessica needs to take her drunk unstable ass to rehab and Mark needs to dump her; Cameron needs to stop touching Lauren all the damn time like a serial killer; Amber is hobo trash; Gia only wants to fight; Kelly and Kenny: who? #loveisblindnetflix

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Being a bully is not a good look no matter how much makeup you wear. Girl, you still ugly on the inside. #RacingWives

[April Studnicka @82apes]

I just won $0.03 on @hqwords! You should play too. Use my code "apes82"

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Made @chrissyteigen meatball sub from her second #cravings cookbook and my picky 11 month old who won’t eat anything thought it was so good she bathed in all its garlicky beauty 🙌

[April Studnicka @82apes]

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[April Studnicka @82apes]

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[April Studnicka @82apes]

@DrewcieCurtiss @Kork76 Lol

[April Studnicka @82apes]

If my goal is to get in a fight with everyone in this town forcing Mike to sell and move somewhere else, then I’d say I’m getting pretty damn successful.

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Punch today in the face. 💋 #currentmood #babiesofinstagram #baby #babies #nellieannstudnicka https://t.co/bAgGJTwL7a

[April Studnicka @82apes]

#skol #nellieannstudnicka first vikings game! She went to all games last season in the belly and had her first #football game out of the belly today! She did AMAZING! #skolvikings… https://t.co/U02y7RvEJy

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Mystic Lake at Vikings Village - 8-18-18 https://t.co/uFcsGvqhVT

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Pro tip: Put away your size 12 pants and put on your size 4 maternity pants. Instant 20lbs weight loss! Ps. Fuck off Target with your sizing that makes 0 sense.

[April Studnicka @82apes]

@shannon_rennee I’m in the anger stage. I’m so upset. I look at my baby and thank my lucky stars she was born privileged.

[April Studnicka @82apes]

I just don’t understand how anyone can still stand behind him when the rest of the fucking world sees what a creep he is and u sit there with rose colored glasses shouting “FAKE NEWS!!!” How in your head do u think there is only ONE factual source and spits the rhetoric you seek?

[April Studnicka @82apes]

You are the battered girlfriend. Wake up.

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Hopefully you left that abusive relationship before 4 years. At least that’s what I’m hoping everyone who voted for Trump does. I never voted Trump and I never voted Hillary.

[April Studnicka @82apes]

But ALL of your friends would say he was bad for you and you would sometimes fight them and argue but he did this and that and he says he loves me! You felt alone and how could ALL... seriously ALL of them not see what a great guy he was???

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Then maybe he would go out with friends a bit more often rather than spend time on u. When u brought it up he would razzle and dazzle u with a knock off Coach purse. Slowly year after year he did this and u just kept thinking that he really does care about u. He said so. .

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Remember when you were in your 20s and you started dating that guy that said all the right things? Slowly he started letting you down by maybe not returning a text after a night out with the boys. He would reassure you nothing bad happened.

[April Studnicka @82apes]

Rough morning. So happy @DierksBentley and @brothersosborne new song is out! 😍 #BurningMan