This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂
“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.
He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.
One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.
I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.
You, the American people, paid for this. Taxpayer dollars were used to silence victims of sexual harassment by Members of Congress. We said we would get you names. Here they are, along with the amounts.
2007: Rodney Alexander ($15,000)
2009: Office of Carolyn McCarthy (2 cases resulting in 1 settlement) ($8,000)
2010: Eric Massa I ($85,000)
2010: Eric Massa II ($20,000)
2010: Eric Massa III ($10,000)
2010: John Conyers I ($50,000)
2014: Blake Farenthold ($84,000)
2014: John Conyers (Severance pay $27,111.75)
2017: Patrick Meehan (2 cases resulting in 1 settlement) (Severance pay $39,250)
The Bees Were Told Today And It Wasn’t Just a Photo Op.
During King Charles III’s White House visit, President Trump walked the royal couple straight to the newly expanded beehives on the South Lawn.
Melania had just unveiled a hive shaped like the White House itself.
Then a live bee landed calmly on Trump’s open palm while the King and Queen watched in surprise.
This wasn’t random.
In ancient British and Scottish tradition, especially among royal and rural families, you must formally “tell the bees” of any major change in the household: a death, a marriage, a new master of the house.
Fail to do so and the hive may abandon you.
When Queen Elizabeth II passed in 2022, the royal beekeeper performed the ritual at Buckingham Palace and Clarence House: “The Queen is dead. Long live the King.”
Today Trump, a distant Scottish Stuart cousin of the royals, publicly showed the thriving American hives to the King.
In the esoteric reading, this was a modern “telling of the bees” for the post-Elizabeth era: a symbolic handover and alignment of the two “hives” (the nations/societies themselves) under new stewardship.
This was a very public demonstration: Trump standing tall as the one in charge, and the King quietly capitulating on American soil.
The bees, and the world, just witnessed who holds the hive now.
Most of the people in that Washington Hilton ballroom tonight are morally responsible for what just happened.
For over 10 years they’ve pushed the most hateful, vile conspiracies: Trump is a threat to democracy, a dictator, literally Hitler 2.0.
They demonized him nonstop, normalized violence in their rhetoric, then acted shocked when the inevitable keeps occurring.
🚨 “The Army said WHAT?!” 😭😂
This woman bought an Army uniform and really told her son the real Army delivered it… and he gotta ship out the MORNING after graduation 💀
The look on his face??? Pure panic. His soul left his body. 💀 Dog in the background just minding his business while this kid’s whole life flashes
before his eyes 😭🤣
Some of y’all parents be playing WAY too much 😂
Would you laugh it off… or be ready to throw hands after finding out it was a prank?? 👀👇
WOW! A drone show put on by a church in Manvel, Texas depicts our Savior Jesus on the cross.
One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Tomorrow, HE IS RISEN.
Amazing story must read:
Akiane Kramarik was only 8 years old when she painted this… She began getting visions of Jesus at age 3, and she told her mother, “I have to paint because I’m getting visions from Heaven.”
Akiane’s parents were atheists at the time. She says, “Since nobody told me who God was, I found God myself. He’s been there for me through the years. I don’t belong to any denomination or religion. I belong to God.”
This amazing revelation of Jesus didn’t come from her family or church, since she wasn’t exposed to any of that. “Jesus is the only way to God,” Akiane said. “He’s the only way to heaven and joy. As I grow I see how vast and unlimited His love is.”
The fact that Akiane painted this painting of Jesus at only 8-years-old is incredible, but even more remarkable is the fact that she painted it solely from her visions, as she wasn’t exposed to any images of Jesus in her home.
Her number one desire is that people will experience the love of Jesus when they see her art. “Jesus remains my highest authority, love, and God. I pray every day that people will one day follow Jesus, His teachings and feel His love.”
🚨 Democrat Senator Harry Reid introduced legislation in 1993 to end Birthright Citizenship for children of undocumented immigrants.
"No sane country would do that — No sane country would give illegals citizenship"
“If you break our laws by entering this country without permission and give birth to a child, we reward that child with U.S. Citizenship and a guarantee to have full access to all public and social services this society provides.”
https://t.co/mh4CCCGA7v
🚨 BREAKING: U.S. INTEL HOLDS SECRET EVIDENCE CHINA ACCESSED VOTER FILES
“In as early as February of 2020, the United States intelligence community determined that China had breached U.S. voter registration data, had gained access to the data that voters used to register to vote in the 2020 election.”
@jsolomonReports details from @JustTheNews.
@AmandaHead
🚨 BREAKING — SEN. MARKWAYNE MULLIN ON HIS REACTION TO HIS DHS SECRETARY NOMINATION
"It's humbling. Because it happened quick, I had to call my dad, and it’s just pretty humbling when you start thinking about it, a little kid from west Oklahoma getting to serve in the President’s cabinet. That is pretty neat."