客「LISA the Painfulのブラッドのフィギュアください」
店員「お手数ですが転売防止のため、ブラッドの台詞を言っていただけますか?」
客「Don’t worry little buddy. I won't let anyone hurt you.」
日本語でおk「店員」
客?「公式日本語訳を認められないので原語版から引用しました」
Tourists slowly realizing that most of rural Japan just looks like rural America will never not make me smile.
This is from Toyooka in Hyogo Prefecture. KFC is just as much of a Japanese institution as it is an American one at this point.