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[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

them recaping the season through their character's pov is so cunt they kinda ate this

[Barbell Financial 💪🏻💰 @BarbellFi]

The life of a boomer:

- Graduated when a degree guaranteed a job

- College tuition cost 6 blueberries

- Worked at one company for 30 years

- Bought a house at 22 on one income

- Wife could stay home & raise the kids

- Monthly mortgage cost less than Netflix today

- Networking happened at the strip club

- “Work hard & you’ll get ahead” was actually true

- Promotions meant life changing money & not just a pizza party

- Passed on their generational trauma to their kids

- Rode a historic bull market into retirement with a fat pension

- Sold their house for 30x what they paid

- Enjoy their social security checks while the fund runs out of money

- Tell their kids to stop buying lattes

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

After all this is over, we need to pass a law that makes social media posts from official agency accounts like this subject to perjury. It is too destructive to the country to let them keep lying and lying and lying without any possible legal remedy.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Michael Keaton: "When Trump said ‘I could shoot somebody on 5th Avenue and they’d still vote for me,’ basically what he’s saying is these people are so stupid, they’d still vote for me. They have no respect for you, trust me."

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

This scene hits harder than any punch Yelena’s ever thrown.

Film: THUNDERBOLTS* (2025)

[NIB @nib95_]

I raise you one Salma Hayek.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Michael Jordan:

"I'm pretty sure I'm part of the reason why everybody tries to get a logo…But the thing is, that brand was established based on what I did on the basketball court. I didn't put the brand before I put the work."

(h/t @fsh733)

https://t.co/CrBKOKXc4I

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

GOOD. BETTER. BEST.

[d. @_312DARIUS]

The script is clear

[Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @JudiciaryDems]

Sen. WELCH: Everybody involved and convicted for January 6th was pardoned. Raise your hand if you think those pardons were appropriate.

ALL Republican witnesses: *raise hands*

Welch: Even those attacking Officer Hodges?

Republican witnesses: *silence*

[PSM @kaiscomics]

The Vulture is fucking SPITTING

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

1. These were not “kids” or “teenagers”, these were GOP political operatives & lawmakers in their 30s.
2. If young people shouldn’t be punished for social posts, why did his administration just announce six students’ visas rescinded for anti-Kirk posts?

Oh the gaslighting!

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this was 49 years ago... all these racist white kids in this video are 55-75 today. they run the country, run the judicial system, are police chiefs, etc. let that marinate bro.

[TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod]

Idc what powers I had I’d NEVER bring my girl around that nigaa

[Kyle @filmbroski]

Don’t even joke lad

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Pixar movies were political but we were too young to realize it

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

SOMEONE SAID KSI LOOKS LIKE ANGSTROM LEVY

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

How dare he have a hobby without telling his friend? That's treason! 😂🤣