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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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@its_The_Dr #adamsapple

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@HustleBitch_ I doubt it's covid I think it's anorexia nervosa

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@Matt_Pinner Id rather there be no cheerleaders then to be subjected to this insult to the female profession. What an abomination from the Obama Nation.

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@ianmiles Crazy Snowflake is afraid of her shadow. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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@atensnut Trash... I hope the people who voted for her are happy with their representative; Keyword here is representative of them.

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@bfraser747 Abso-fucking lootly

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@MattWalshBlog Hey Matt Good job on @FoxNews and you even wore a suit and tie, or was it AI?

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@iamnot_elon Flat Tax

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Guess the chickens do come home to roost.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Karma is real

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@elonmusk Scott..... The only loyal and true conservative candidate.

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@libsoftiktok This can't be real... Please tell me this is a deep fake or a satire skit for comedy.......

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#Gays4Harris I'm offended that Gays for Harris Joe Biden wants smack my ass. How dare you.... But at least he isn't smelling little girls or showering with his teenage daughter.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Biden says Republicans like Trump are “the kind of guys you’d like to smack in the ass.” LOL WHAT 🤣🤣🤣

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This is what freedom and hope looks like. #MAGA2024

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@KamalaHarris is a fraud, fake and highly unqualified candidate How can this DEI selection even be considered as a viable candidate? #FakeNews #KamalaHarris2024 #MAGA2024

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

🚨 The host admits the audience can't actually ask questions at Kamala's fake "town hall" with Loser War Hawk Liz Cheney because the questions are "pre-determined"

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[Eric @1stGenMemeCzar]

@YsabelJuradoLA Then why are you campaigning with council members that are practically pro-crime and leave local businesses in the dust when things get tough?

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@YsabelJuradoLA Get rid of this trash. LA deserves better.

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@YsabelJuradoLA @LAPPL Scum bag @ysabeljurado should get on her knees and thank God for the protection she gets every day from #thinblueline https://t.co/0xZwmhRTE7

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@YsabelJuradoLA @LAPPL Scum bag @ysabeljurado should get on her knees and thank God for the protection she gets every day from #thinblueline https://t.co/0xZwmhRTE7

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What is this? Gospel from an open supporter of killing innocent babies? Let call it out #HarrisWalz2024 #TrumpVance2024 @MattWalshBlog

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This skit is an act of treason against comedy. It’s the worst thing any political candidate has ever done. Kamala should be thrown in jail for this.