Kenny Elton

Dad, chelsea fan, carp bore, runner, golf victim.

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@andygoldstein05 the world record for the distance covered by a spider with only 2 legs before it gets angry is 17 meters.

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@TheRealSitts just listened to the @DaveMagicSponge episode. You are a level 10 boss! Need more of you. Top man.

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@FarlowsLake hello guys, what time does the cafe open on Saturday?

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@Adam_Penning @crazygooner69 How do you force reform?

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@SkySportsGolf #askbutch will players give advice to each other on how the greens are running after hitting their own putts?

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Are players thinking about their swing before a shot e.g. How to address to hit a fade or is it just second nature to them? #askbutch

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@EnglandGolf @TheMasters @TaylorMadeGolf Justin rose.

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@PPOffers Leader is spieth and last is Hatton #PaddyPPileup

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@Adam_Penning Couldn't care less. Religion is balls. ALL religion.

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@PPOffers vardy and 3-0 to England #PaddyPPileup

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@PPOffers bale 3-0 to wales #PaddyPPileup

[Delkim @DelkimLtd]

#WIN a set of 3 #25Plus Special Edition alarms from @DelkimLtd, just follow and RT. #Competition ends Friday 31st March.

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@mrktck were any politicians killed or injured?! Or is it the general public paying for it?

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@SteveKills @theclub that needed pointing out. Thanks. 🙄

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@CarperEarnest I'll go along with that. I guess this is what it takes to 'sell' fishing to the general public.

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@CarperEarnest it wasn't a carp fishing show?

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@footballfights you just know that Spurs fan said to his mates "film me mugging off these millwall fans..."

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@GeniusFootball no giggs?! Really?

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@CarpmanCrow easy answer is to stop buying mags. What do you think Simon?!

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@uMAXitFootball FAIL.