Earnest Carper

Keeping it real in my lifelong quest for dark, scaley Leneys

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

Mythbuster Briefing on HS2 Launched https://t.co/ApjVr7lagf

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

https://t.co/oym4b0CVFV

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

@Kennyhodder80 This is true. If I’d have devoted as much time, thought and energy to my career, I’d be a very successful man. But, I’d not have the experiences and memories!

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

I’m listening to Tony Blackburn’s ‘Golden hour’. How did it come to this. I had so much potential....

[Bishop Brennan @bishop_brennan]

This is a fair point 🤔😂😂😂😂💩

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

Motionless bobbins greet me again-best get reading.....#noddy

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

Healthy eating in the great outdoors😋

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

Just cast out an unsharpened hook😳Am I even a Carp angler anymore?

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

The fish are basically ripping the piss out of me this morning. They leave me no choice but to invoke the mighty power of Gandalf...

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

So this year I’m stripping the tackle box to the bare minimum and going back to the basics......
Also me

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

Mrs Carper has announced that she’s away with work in a fortnight for a few days. “Oh, your’e not are you”? I reply, full of sincerity. Inside I’m going ‘fucking get in, Black Swan re-opens after spawning’😎👍

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

Carpy as you like but the Mozzies are more annoying than that fat fucker on the Go Compare adverts

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Oh dear, a guy at a street party on BBC1 just very innocently said “we didn’t have a full street party for Wills and Kate, we just had a back passage party.”

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

Bugger!

[Tom London @TomLondon6]

Opinion polls have shown for years a solid 20% of the population would prefer a republic to an hereditary monarchy. That’s millions of people. You don’t hear their views very often in the media - which treats republicans as fringe eccentrics. We are not.
@RepublicStaff

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

Here we have a fucking horrible, grovelling Toad. Or as the BBC refers to him, Royal Correspondent, Nicholas Witchell. #RoyalWedding2018

[Louis Theroux Bot @louistherouxbot]

I'm in Beijing to meet Norah, a former astronaut turned interpretive dancer who believes dogs are Satan's dark messengers

[Earnest Carper @CarperEarnest]

@63revg @yorkslassme ‘Powerage’ all day long!