Murph

#COYB #Vegasborn #goknights #allin #aces All tweets are my own

[CHIEF, THE @WarPigsChief]

This moment is when you realize other nations aren’t built for this.

The Big 12 had a federal lawsuit ready in like 20 minutes to keep Brendan Sorsby from playing college football.

Belgium doesn’t have the balls to do more than send whiny press release. #USMNT

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Will Muschamp says Nick Saban needs to adjust his game plan

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Buy the cheap version first. If it breaks, that means you use that one enough to justify the expensive version. You’ll be surprised how long the cheap ones last you.

[Unusual Frog @TheUnusualFrog]

POV: The Strait of Hormuz every time the stock market closes

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Having a "Mayor from Jaws Summer" where I recklessly endanger the lives of everyone around me but pull off some really incredible outfits

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Billie @Billie_T]

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Haiti v Scotland is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries occupy the smaller, mountainous part of a major island shared with a larger neighbour.

Haiti has western Hispaniola. Scotland has northern Great Britain.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

Will Hammond watching Texas Tech start an interstate political war rather than let him sling it

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Payperview stream idea

Nate Diaz wears a spurs jersey outside of MSG tomorrow night. Need these fans to run into the wrong hombre

[Forklift Badger @BadgerForklift]

The trailer park fight between the Taliban and the IRA will forever be the high water mark of American entertainment.

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Someone said we need to send him to all sec stadiums for a night game in the fall and he’ll go back to Europe like the apostles spreading the good news 😭

[Carbon @BlessedCarbon]

Turnpike

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

TSA agents will act like you’re the dumbest person alive for doing what the last TSA agent asked you to do

[The Anarchist Chef 🧑‍🍳🏴 @Hortysir]

Anyone else notice that when a bill is beneficial to US, it takes hearing after hearing and infinite committee meetings to maybe pass the house

But when it's for Israel or Ukraine, it's passed before any of us even knew there was a bill

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Sully @sullymygoodname]

BREAKING: Athletic Department immediately learns what its like to be owned by a Private Equity Firm.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Let me reframe this for you. This is the government questioning the government to see if the government covered up for the government in the Epstein files. Shockingly, the government told the government that the government did nothing wrong.