Dagg

Not a real person

[Dagg @868umi]

june 30 2029 cant come soon enough.

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i find it too cliche that japan always getting undone by men taller than them

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Florentino doing that thing where instead of a raise they make you VP of something

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Vini Jr. is CRAZY about BECOMING captain for Real Madrid. @AlbertoPereiro

[Dagg @868umi]

Joga bonito but in a tweet

[Stefannezinha 🌸 @Stfbds]

@Ivanzaaa2 Chama a gente de macaco mas são eles que adoram se pendurar em árvore 🤔

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American high schools? 100% accurate

[(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_]

Se terminó la fase de grupos del mundial, se acabó el amor entre todos, empieza el racismo y xenofobia

[Dagg @868umi]

How do I filter out the subcontinent? Seeing twitter in the indians hand has completely ruined everyones vibe. Bring back the days when they couldn't access the internet

[Yash @Phonenurd]

Unpopular opinion: Apple needs a massive price hike this year. Seeing a base iPhone in everyone's hand has completely ruined the vibe. Bring back the days when it was an actual status symbol for the elite in India.

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Ah nobody wants to win

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This fuckin bum

[Eden Hazard @hazardeden10]

Which country will be Wine World Champion? 🍷
Everyone’s a winner, but I can’t beat a third place play off… 😜🇧🇪🍺

[Dagg @868umi]

Get shit canned in a blaze of incompetence is another shared costanza bielsa trait

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

How Marcelo Bielsa made a career in football

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When they talk about players with cultured left feet, this is who they mean

[Copa Mundial FIFA 🏆 @fifaworldcup_es]

Don Raúl González Blanco 🇪🇸

#CopaMundialFIFA

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They gonna hit you a community note

[LALIGA English @LaLigaEN]

Our english boys 🥹

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Yamal gotta top playing like it's fifa

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found out he's transfer listed and everybody is friends again

[(fan) REAL MADRID FANS 🤍 @AdriRM33]

🗣️ Aurélien Tchouaméni: "¿Qué aprendí del incidente con Fede Valverde?

Como dije, lo único que me molestó fueron las historias fabricadas que salieron en comparación con lo que realmente pasó. Eso es algo que no puedo controlar, la prensa todos los días está inventando.

Lo más importante es que mantengamos la calma y la serenidad en el vestuario.

¿La lección? Es que no importa lo que esté pasando en tu vida, el problema nunca es tan grande como piensas que es. Hoy estamos hablando de esto, mañana hablaremos de otra cosa.

Solo tienes que superar esos dos o tres días en los que hay mucho revuelo. Esta historia explotó tanto que durante los primeros dos o tres días, sentimos que nunca iba a terminar.

Yo estoy preparado para seguir trabajando con Fede y con él hasta el FINAL."

CHAPÓ 👏🏻

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just hurry up with the cartel link and put them on plane to the USA

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putellas has multiple champions leagues and balon dors, mbappe dont know anything about that

[AVFC EUAN 💜🩵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mcginnisthegoat]

For those who dont watch the womens game this would be the equivalent of Mbappe going to Brentford

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Black man supporting Argentina? Just go pick the cotton bro

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last 2 players we signed from serie a were kovacic and kaka. neither were good enough to claim a starting spot in our xi, neither were missed when they left. italy is a retirement league, not a development league.

[Real Madrid Info ³⁶ @RMadridInfo]

Real Madrid activate €9m buy back clause for Nico Páz. The club gives Como the chance to buy him for €60m from now to Monday [@FabrizioRomano]

🤔 Keep him or sell him?

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good sale if it happens tbh. far too non-chalant to be my first choice dm. looks like hes scared to make a tackle

[Stretford End @StretfordEndx]

🚨 Manchester United remain keen on Aurélien Tchouaméni and continue to closely monitor his situation. The midfielder is highly admired at Old Trafford.

His salary is not expected to be an obstacle, as United would be willing to make Tchouaméni one of the highest-paid players at the club. Personal terms are also unlikely to pose any difficulties should the opportunity to pursue a deal arise. [@JacobsBen] #mufc

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could never understand why people like watches with the cyclops in the crystal. it looks like a old persons glasses.

[The Global Watch Club @GlobalWatchClub]

Which one of these Diver watches would you prefer?

- Grand Seiko
- Rolex

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Footballers not named cristiano and modric age like dogs.

[Mike @Mike_RMCF]

Maybe. Just maybe we can stop pretending 31 is 75 and the have common sense to look at Bernardo Silva's track record and see that he's obviously going to perform?