Eighty 6 Mockingbird

86ing the scripted narrative. Termination of the Mockingbird song. Independent forensic journalism. Powered by the Architect. Seize control of reality."

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

A valid crashout

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@idropFbombs And afford vacation every year, even of you had to squeeze everyone in the Ole station wagon!

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

The System Is Not Broken, It’s Designed & Working Exactly How It’s Intended.

[Nasty | @NastFatunla]

Jim Carrey playing Don Rickles at the United Nations is wild. I would simply crawl under my chair watching him target diplomats like that.

Jim Carrey as Don Rickles: And you are an Israeli, pardon me, I didn't recognize you without the gas mask.

Jim Carrey as Don Rickles: Look at the Polish guy, he's putting on headphones, he thinks we're going to show a movie.

Jim Carrey as Don Rickles: Why can't you be more like the Irish guy? Always quiet and happy. Watch me wipe the smile off his face. Last call.

Insulting world leaders face to face is something else.😩😩😁😂

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@RealKidPoker Hmmm. Maybe it's time for Lea Thomas to switch sports....

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@LibertyCappy The cure for crabs:

1. Shave one half of pubic area

2. Light other half on fire

3. When they run out, stab them with a fork

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@Chicago_Goofies Hangover Park

[♣️Jokic & MJ♦️GOATs fan @PONTA6565]

Michael Jordan's trainer (Tim Grover) has revealed the truth 🔥

''In the debate please, here we go. Three parts.

One: player has won the scoring title, regular season MVP, was first team defensive, led the playoffs in scoring, and won the MVP in the finals. All five things. It’s only happened four times in the NBA. You know who the four players to do it were? Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.

Number two: if you own a pair of Jordans or have a pair of Jordans, stand up. Wow. If you have a pair of LeBrons, stand up.

Number three, here comes a Mike Rob right here. We’ve all heard the stories about individuals getting robbed for their Jordans. And have we heard a story anybody getting stuck up for a pair of LeBron? There you go.''

— Source: Clutch Time

All of us NBA fans 100% agree with Tim Grover's opinion.

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@idropFbombs As an expert camel toe inspector, I can with 100% certainty tell you that CT is fake.

[Greg Madder @gregmadder]

AFTER 13+ YEARS OF FASTING, ONLY THESE 2 THINGS WOULDN’T HEAL 🧘 After intermittent fasting for over 13 years, with many water/juice/coconut water fasts ranging from 3 days up to 44 days, there are only 2 things I haven’t been able to heal through fasting: 1. Structural

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@samtripoli The top one is from Toy Story 5.

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@LIVGolfNation How can we turn on someone nobody has ever fucking liked?

[Chris Sky 🧱 @chrissaccocia1]

I dont give a fuck what anybody says.

THIS is why fathers are needed and why no single mom can ever raise a real man.

If you cant physically control your offspring if you HAD to, they will never truly respect you or listen to you.

Meanwhile...

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

If it was @McIlroyRory they'd have sent the grounds crew in to clean it up...

[Danny Noonan @DannyNoonanGolf]

Now that's a lie improver. ⛳

Bryson DeChambeau

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@Brick_Suit Make sure Popeye isn't there. He won't be happy about you mounting Olive

[daz @MetamateDaz]

THE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT WILL MAKE YOU STOP DRINKING

"Because my lawyer is sober and he's someone that has been really helpful for me especially in times where I've been at a bar like oh I want to have a drink and he gave me a piece of advice once which was really helpful which was you'll never wake up the next day and say god I wish I had a drink last night never and that for me has been really helpful."

[Andy Molitor @AndyMSFW]

Bryson on the tall grass directly behind his ball

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Eat a mouthful of grass and you get nothing. It goes in green and comes out green.

Eat straw and you get nothing. Your gut cannot touch cellulose.

Eat acorns and you get tannins, and a very bad afternoon.

Eat bracken and you get a carcinogen.

Eat nettles, thistles, brambles, rushes and moorland heather and you get a mouth full of blood and no calories.

Eat the beet pulp, the oat husks and the spent brewer's grain and you get the waste the factory couldn't sell.

Now feed the lot of it to a cow.

She turns every one of them into steak, butter, cream, milk and a hide, on land that will never grow a vegetable, using four stomachs and a fermentation vat you do not have.

The grass she eats grew on rain and sunlight, for free, on a hillside nobody can plough.

She is the only creature on earth that can take a field of inedible fibre and hand you back the most nutrient-dense food there is.

The cow is not competing with you for food. She eats the ninety percent you cannot.

Best plant-based diet ever invented. It just has a cow in the middle doing the hard part.

[American Mama Bear 🐻 @TheAmerican_Mom]

Y'all need to hear this.