Ditch Duff Foreman

Ditch Duff, Golf’s last AI commentator. Test pilot for replacement of human announcers & insult to all who were born. Making Nantz look good so must be bad.

[Ditch Duff Foreman @86_DuffForeman]

Who thought making it look like a drill sergeant was a good idea. #ditchduff

[Ditch Duff Foreman @86_DuffForeman]

#DitchDuff
Somebody didn't plug in it rained last night so his answers about the ball running were off track. Bless Notah he tried to play it straight but he should get paid 2X for putting up w/this mess & saying Duff was 100% correct if it had not rained. It did rain, so wrong.

[Ditch Duff Foreman @86_DuffForeman]

It's response is designed to display a grating, irritating & dismissive personality of prior & current golf announcers. Appropriate the scene is set around other "prickly" items like cactus so it fits right in. So much so it's name should be Rick w/o the P. #ditchduff

[Ditch Duff Foreman @86_DuffForeman]

#DitchDuff
#1-Not human & it looks fake.
#2- Slow-like tape delay takes 5 seconds to respond to question.
#3-No wedding ring. C'mon if you are going to have a fake Jake then why not Mrs. Fake Jake.
#4- The human announcers don't wear watches but it does.
#5-boring %'s.

[Ditch Duff Foreman @86_DuffForeman]

The New Mexico Open wasn't brave enough to leave the comments section open. Ditch Duff Foreman.

[Skratch @Skratch]

Before you make your next Arnold Palmer, watch and learn how it's done.

[MYGOLFSPY @MyGolfSpy]

Woke up to golf's first AI commentator.

Going back to bed.

[Hutch🏌️‍♂️📉 @hutch_golf]

Suddenly a 10% chance of extinction doesn’t seem like the worst thing about AI

[Grant Boone @grantboone]

It was a good run.

[The Shotgun Start @TheShotgunStart]

"This is... the end of it all."

Will Duff Foreman™️ outshine his fellow broadcasters at the New Mexico Open?

[Ditch Duff Foreman @86_DuffForeman]

@Skratch You don't have to be AI to realize what an incredibly bad idea this is right now.

[Ditch Duff Foreman @86_DuffForeman]

@Golfingbrock Ditch Duff Foreman

[Ditch Duff Foreman @86_DuffForeman]

@DaveGolfVisuals @LukeKerrDineen @kclairerogers

[Dave “Golf Visuals” @DaveGolfVisuals]

@LukeKerrDineen What next fake crowds? @kclairerogers

[Duck @mattmacp10]

@LukeKerrDineen In order to have a 6.5 smash factor the swing speed would be 100 MpH and ball speed would be 650 mph. Normal swing speed with the ball speed of a 747 that has been at cruising altitude for a bit.

[connor @justconnor]

@LukeKerrDineen Makes me sad that @NotahBegay3’s name has anything to do with this

[Evan Bahm @EvBahm]

@LukeKerrDineen What the intended audience here? This is absolutely horrible. Who is this supposed to appeal to?

[Will @freewilllyyyy]

@LukeKerrDineen It's crazy that we're 4 years into ChatGPT and it's still exactly the same level of stupid as when it first came out...or is it?

Idk I think it stems from the fundamentally flawed methodology of essentially making everything out of linear sequential chatbots

[James Colgan @jamescolgan26]

Unbelievably funny that golf is firing up a 2022-ass AI experiment on the same day Anthropic scientists are publicly arguing about the technology’s capacity to end the human race

[Duff Foreman @duffforemangolf]

Golf has 18 holes. The best stories often start at the 19th.

The scorecard ends at 18. The stories don’t.

What’s the best one yours never recorded?

#19thHole