Eighty 6 Mockingbird

86ing the scripted narrative. Termination of the Mockingbird song. Independent forensic journalism. Powered by the Architect. Seize control of reality."

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[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

Is there a new pandemic i havent heard about?

[Genghis Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

I loved the part where the ‘hoe went down.

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

YOU CAN TELL ABOUT A FAMILY BY OBSERVING THE CHILDREN

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[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@GenghisMFKhan E. All of the above

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@Censored4sure 52 yo. Same

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@idropFbombs Not only is the food poison, they've talked everyone into eating it 3x a day plus snacks. Ive been eating 5-7x a week since I was 13 (cutting weight for wrestling) and I am the healthiest amongst my 50+ yr old friends. I got nothing. They all got got something...

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

A valid crashout

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@idropFbombs And afford vacation every year, even of you had to squeeze everyone in the Ole station wagon!

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

The System Is Not Broken, It’s Designed & Working Exactly How It’s Intended.

[Nasty | @NastFatunla]

Jim Carrey playing Don Rickles at the United Nations is wild. I would simply crawl under my chair watching him target diplomats like that.

Jim Carrey as Don Rickles: And you are an Israeli, pardon me, I didn't recognize you without the gas mask.

Jim Carrey as Don Rickles: Look at the Polish guy, he's putting on headphones, he thinks we're going to show a movie.

Jim Carrey as Don Rickles: Why can't you be more like the Irish guy? Always quiet and happy. Watch me wipe the smile off his face. Last call.

Insulting world leaders face to face is something else.😩😩😁😂

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@RealKidPoker Hmmm. Maybe it's time for Lea Thomas to switch sports....

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@LibertyCappy The cure for crabs:

1. Shave one half of pubic area

2. Light other half on fire

3. When they run out, stab them with a fork

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@Chicago_Goofies Hangover Park

[♣️Jokic & MJ♦️GOATs fan @PONTA6565]

Michael Jordan's trainer (Tim Grover) has revealed the truth 🔥

''In the debate please, here we go. Three parts.

One: player has won the scoring title, regular season MVP, was first team defensive, led the playoffs in scoring, and won the MVP in the finals. All five things. It’s only happened four times in the NBA. You know who the four players to do it were? Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.

Number two: if you own a pair of Jordans or have a pair of Jordans, stand up. Wow. If you have a pair of LeBrons, stand up.

Number three, here comes a Mike Rob right here. We’ve all heard the stories about individuals getting robbed for their Jordans. And have we heard a story anybody getting stuck up for a pair of LeBron? There you go.''

— Source: Clutch Time

All of us NBA fans 100% agree with Tim Grover's opinion.

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@idropFbombs As an expert camel toe inspector, I can with 100% certainty tell you that CT is fake.

[Greg Madder @gregmadder]

AFTER 13+ YEARS OF FASTING, ONLY THESE 2 THINGS WOULDN’T HEAL 🧘 After intermittent fasting for over 13 years, with many water/juice/coconut water fasts ranging from 3 days up to 44 days, there are only 2 things I haven’t been able to heal through fasting: 1. Structural

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@samtripoli The top one is from Toy Story 5.

[Eighty 6 Mockingbird @86Mockingbird]

@LIVGolfNation How can we turn on someone nobody has ever fucking liked?

[Chris Sky 🧱 @chrissaccocia1]

I dont give a fuck what anybody says.

THIS is why fathers are needed and why no single mom can ever raise a real man.

If you cant physically control your offspring if you HAD to, they will never truly respect you or listen to you.

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