jade

paramedic in the making. mostly ladylike. a solid 8/10.

[jade @88jdub]

If I was on #MasterChef I'd do a dish called "50 shades of Cray", which would be crayfish cooked 50 ways.

Winner.

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Can’t quite believe I’ve applied for the army reserves. I’m so freakin proud of myself for just putting myself out there!

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“When do I get to take you out again” messages are the best messages 😍

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@luschover It’s early days but I like to think I’ve chosen pretty well 😁

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@luschover Haha yeah, he better bloody appreciate it!

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@ViolasDisguise 😊 it is! Onwards and upwards for this one!

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Just got asked out and had to have the awkward ‘sorry I can’t, I’ve started seeing someone’ conversation.

So glad it was over message 😅

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This cold turned into sinusitis yesterday, and I have today and tomorrow to finish* a presentation for uni that I’m presenting on Tuesday. Send help.

*start

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@wpaddypaterson Surprisingly not! I’m a massive fan, it’s up to season 14 and I don’t normally have any complaints.

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@Fi79 To be fair it’s normally pretty good. I’m a big fan.

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I love Grey’s Anatomy, don’t get me wrong, but defibbing a patient in asystole? Really?! 😑

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Dropped my phone in a bowl of water this morning.

The speaker won’t work.

Bastard.

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@F41rygirl @EdKiernan 😁😁😁

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@EdKiernan That’s the first thing I did don’t you worry 😜

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When you tell your mum you have a ‘friend’ coming round tonight, and she tells you to make sure the house is homely, with candles and stuff.

Yeah. Thanks mother 😂

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@adamwhite87 Once you’ve got the herp there’s no getting rid. I’m diseased.

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@adamwhite87 Pipe down A-dub, drum me up some bidniz!

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Got a cold and 4 cold sores on my last annual leave week. This time round I’ve lost my voice and probably have a chest infection rendering me useless.

I love the human body 🙄

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I’m being wined and dined tonight, and so far today I’ve lost my voice, thrown a black currant lemsip down my uniform, and put in a full on workout doing CPR so I probably stink too 😬

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@adamwhite87 Then you are of no use to me.

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@adamwhite87 Sorry, I mean the Alabama Tuna Melt.