eightbit 💎

West Florida based photographer who plays Bayonetta in Smash Brothers occasionally.

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

Does the existence of the Milky Way also imply the existence of a Soy Way?

📸: @8BitTheWitch

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

This could all be solved with the man simply asking about intentions. It sounds like these men need to look past their income and not assume these classy women are indebted to them on the first date.

God, I hate this mask-off, blatant misogyny.

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

We’re in the “late stage capitalism” phase of dating game theory

Famous athletes used to go and sleep with random groupie women no questions asked bc of the status differential

But average women now realize that if a high-status guy ever hits on them, their best move is to make a huge deal about how “famous men want to have sex with me!!” and post it all over the internet for attention

Guys see this and make a mental note that interacting with women appears to be reputationally hazardous. They do it less

Women see that and write articles about “where have all the good men gone,” “why doesn’t approach me anymore”, “are you all GAY??”

All of this can be fixed very easily by just policing these antisocial behaviors that pollute the commons

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

Made it to Master Ball Tier in under 30 hours~

When is there a Florida Pokemon Champions regional??

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

@RedShirt__ You did Schmooey so dirty... 😭😭

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

This is the type of shit I picture when people say "you are the sperm that won"

[Sean @SeanofRa]

World's first real 100-man melee (alpha)

If people are interested I may invest more effort into giving this networking/hosting a tourney for this

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

okay but is cathy short for catheter??

[@カスタム工房shokuten @faDkG56K6y16956]

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[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

Also ggs @TweekSsb I love your Diddy so much! Feel free to add me on Pokemon Go anytime, I know you've mentioned playing, and I'm a total fiend who can get coins for you for SUPER cheap if need be! :))

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

How's it going, Twitter-ites? It's been a minute. How's life treating ya? I've been hard at work getting my life together for the past year, and I miss y'all. 🖤

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

If Smash 6 is announced TOMORROW

(New Smash, not Ultimate Deluxe)

I’ll send one random person who likes and retweets this $1,000

NO CAP

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

@noel_gnn That's the plan for Halloween actually LMAO

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

My girl got a new haircut and I got a new photoshoot out of it ⚘️

Please gas her up so I can show her and brighten her day 🙏

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

@RedShirt__ Me upon seeing a picture of Lipden

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

You know it's slow season for smash twitter when people are ragebaiting over names on a promotional poster

[free kayflock @ZeroTuNone]

i’m top #95 in the world and they decided to feature yeast instead this is incredible

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

Actually amazed how many people I've seen hating on someone who offers a product for money

Smashers will actually never beat the allegations

[coolkid ☀️ @coolkid_SSB]

this is actually just weird imagine leaking someones hard work that they wanted to make a little money from just for the funny twitter dunk

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

@RedShirt__ Can't wait to win our next set bozo 🫡

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

@RedShirt__ @AWS_1O Pinellas lore is truly the wildest

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

me explaining to my girl that I followed her home to aura farm

[Young Kings @HeyYoungKings]

Aura Hack:

If a girl catches you looking at her...

Whatever you do, do not look away.

[eightbit 💎 @8BitTheWitch]

@c1aira underrated, undiscovered banger sis 🔥

[Eddie Guerrero Jr. 🇵🇷 @RobGarcia_25]

It is insane how much yall hate women. Doxxing an entire app because they were warning each other about potentially shitty partners is insane