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Former #ManCity staff member on the 2018 Premier League title win: “Even though Pep wanted all these records we’d still go out. He’d be like ‘Right, Sunday, we’ve got a game but Monday, Tuesday we’ll go out’. It was every week. By the time we got to the actual parade my missus was like: ‘You can’t go out again, it’s getting beyond a joke! You’re out all the time.’ I’m like: ‘But Pep’s asking me to’.

"Anyway, we’re in the canteen having a few beers before we got on the parade bus and Pep says ‘Are you out tonight?’ I say: ‘I can’t. I think I’ll be left homeless if I go.’ So Pep goes: ‘Well, stay at my apartment if you want.’

'I can’t Pep, it’s my missus.’

‘You want me to ring her? Come on, ring your missus.’

"Everyone was around us. My missus answered. ‘Hello, this is Pep.’ She says: ‘Who?’ ‘It’s Pep Guardiola.’ She’s gone: ‘All right, yeah, go on?’ ‘Listen, I know we’ve been out a lot recently but we’ve just won the Premier League. I’ll have him home by 2AM.’ My missus just replies, ‘One’ and hits the red button. Everyone’s there howling..."

The real Pep Guardiola: Untold stories from a decade with City’s Pied Piper. Read @TelegraphDucker's full report on @TeleFootball. ⤵️

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Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

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@TheDailyDraught @AndyMcLeavy I know someone who would love this

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@Sacha_Lord Auld Chimp in Urmston

[cants @cantseyy]

Arteta had the audacity to write 11 sick notes only to watch his team get fucked against Southampton

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I hope it's on 24 hours in police custody

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Never underestimate how much English people will vote to make life worse for themselves as long as a honking toff is in charge

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Lets just take a minute

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Imagine going stronger today than v Leverkusen 🤪

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@AndyMcLeavy

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How people who move to Dubai think people see them

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Soap and Glory. Top tier thoughtless clutter. Fellas, if that's what you've chosen then just call it a day.

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@jackejc8_7 I would up my tv subscription cost to have you commentate on any cricket or football matches 😂

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@Mr_AJA 😉

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@AndyMcLeavy @alex_crook @palmer878 Vince 🤣🤣

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@AndyMcLeavy reckon they’re allowed bottle caps?

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Dont f*ck with the view at the derby! 🖕🏼

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@AndyMcLeavy Didn’t know about the incident and played the video thinking he was doing his usual stuff. Shocked when I seen what happened 🤮

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Ederson spent 8 seasons at Man City

Won 6 PLs 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Won 4 carabao cups 🏆🏆🏆🏆
Won 2 FA cups 🏆🏆
Won 1 champions league 🏆
Won 1 super cup 🏆
Won 1 club world cup 🏆
Won 2 community shields 🛡️ 🛡️
Won 3 golden gloves 🧤 🧤 🧤

Had the most assists of goalkeeper in the league 7 assists

Absolute legend 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Thank you, Ederson 🩵