Oswald - Saint #5

Laugh to your heart's content at the end of a weary life, and maybe you could have a good eternity's sleep!

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[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

sort of an intro post (?) just a bit about me

i have kinda severe anxiety so please be patient with me 😭

mun is a MINOR - no nsfw

mostly non-serious but i like to try my best to be in character

standard DNI list - no proshippers, racists, homophobes, and anything similar.

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

It is normal to sleep taped to the roof of vehicles. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

[Pluto \\ Saint #12 @YestrdayPromise]

Me and Saint #5 will be having a very lengthy disciplinary discussion about workplace appropriate sleeping quarters.

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@YestrdayPromise No no no wait wait wait

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@YestrdayPromise Do not check

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@YestrdayPromise ...

What if.. It cannot die.. And you are only risking your life? And it is happy up on our bus roof? It has not attacked us Saints yet.

And it is absolutely not me.

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@YestrdayPromise .. Strange.

Very strange. Do not investigate it, though.

[Saint #7, Jae-heon @PuppetedStrings]

Fuckin' liar. Eating Arbys and blamim' me for it.

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@PuppetedStrings I see.

Don't tell anyone but sometimes I tape myself to the roof of the bus and sleep there too. It is quieter.

[Saint #7, Jae-heon @PuppetedStrings]

I kinda sleep naked in the back of the bus where no one can see me lol.

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@EnsembleHarp Shall I borrow another Saint's weapon more fit for the job, then?

I'm sure they wouldn't mind for the sake of The Pizza.

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@EnsembleHarp Wonderful.

I shall slowly and agonisingly work through your neck with a series of karate chops. Please lay down.

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@EnsembleHarp The company needs that pizza, Saint #2. We have not eaten in 4 days. Too broke.

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB @PuppetedStrings // THE ONES ABOUT SKEGGY BUTLINS ARE SO FUNNY

[「 Eileen, Saint #2 」 @EnsembleHarp]

[ She sighs. ]

[Oswald - Saint #5 @8Clockcircus]

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB @PuppetedStrings // no literally this is cracking me up 😭😭

[Saint #7, Jae-heon @PuppetedStrings]

A bloke today asked for scraps of the burger I ate.

He asked for a scrap and I gave em' what he wanted, knocked his teeth in. Fockin' hell.