Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
A girl in Vietnam entered a clothing store but kept missing the saleswoman because they moved at the exact same moments.After about a minute, they finally bumped into each other in a funny “glitch” moment 😂
Kenal sama United pas kecil disana ada Beckham, Giggs, Scholes.
Lalu tumbuh bersama Rooney, Fletcher, Ferdinand.
Saat ini, ketika tim ada di posisi paling buruk, ternyata gue bisa jatuh cinta lagi sama pemain.
Cinta itu bernama Bruno Fernandes 🥹❤️
🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes’ underrated career stats ❤️
👕 704 games
⚽️ 218 goals
🎯 203 assists
🏆 2x UEFA Nations League
🏆 FA Cup
🏆 EFL Cup
🏆 Portuguese Cup
🏆 2x Portuguese League Cup
⭐️ 2x UEFA Europa League Top Scorer
⭐️ 2x Sporting CP Footballer of the Year
🥇 FWA Footballer of the Year
🏅 Premier League Player of the Season
👟 Premier League Playmaker of the Season
🌟 Most assists in a Premier League season
Deserves far more appreciation. 😳