Zoe Pittman

Is this a simulation?

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

I want to play the sims sooooooo badly

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Um my shitty housemate had the gall to say good morning to me at 12:40PM knowing damn well she ate my banana last night….

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

@xXxuantacionXx Love you

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

“Go nuts”… you think you know me.

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

I get really self conscious going to buy tobacco, papers, filter AND a lighter.. what if they think I decided to start smoking just then on the spot

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Another day another simping to white cis het gatekeeping colonisers just to exist…

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Putting a POC on the warm up slot 7-8pm when no one is there is NOT diversity!!!!

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

The headz love beefing on Facebook hey #dnb

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Holding my bahn mi like a baby

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Last nights tinder hook up was the instant noodle of human interaction

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

3 CDJs deep and she gives you this look

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

The feminine urge to get a bubble tea

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Today we are remembering the horse graveyard cake I brought to work in protest of the Melbourne cup #nuptothecup

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Why am I as an adult woman, still having crushes?

[Mihir @__mihir]

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[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Have yall ever had a crush ?? wtffff I’m fighting for my LIFe right now u know exactly what I wished for 11:11

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

I might be cringe, but I’m free

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Why is oven cleaner so traumatising?

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

Make sure the Tik tok WUMPH sound plays when they close my coffin

[Zoe Pittman @8Pzoe]

@xXxuantacionXx Fantasy not fame!!