NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW.
"2,000 years ago, the sun was in the constellation cancer on June 26th. It's not there anymore. ... It's an entire constellation off from the origins of the zodiac [signs]." - @neiltyson
Women when they see their friends gain weight: “omg girl you look so good” “I love the confidence” “you’re perfect 😍“
Men when we see our friends gaining weight:
Adulthood has taught me a lot of friendships only exist because of a shared common vice. If one of you guys stop smoking or drinking you may never speak again
@Jnaky2@CodyDominic_ They’re fucking terrified to do this even though most men would support that women would have a much higher success rate with that approach.
@FlyNih I can kinda see why they feel the way they do though cause she was absolutely beautiful I must say. But then I think of how pregnancy adds 25-35 pounds and realize it’s not sustainable.