Chloe leal 45

Bio's are too mainstream. You probably didn't know that though.

[Chloe leal 45 @8_chloe]

@KendallJenner To understand they need a better skin care regime 🤯

[清禾SL @SLkrwn]

We used to fight on the playground at recess, now we just passive-aggressively stop liking each other's instagram photos.

[清禾SL @SLkrwn]

Even when I go out I get "FOMO", of all the fun and relaxing shit I could be doing alone at home.

[清禾SL @SLkrwn]

I would assume that somebody that actually gives no fucks wouldn't have to constantly post memes and statuses to remind us.

[清禾SL @SLkrwn]

Listened to "Yellow" by Coldplay and decided to run through the rain to make things right with a girl i haven't talked to in 5 years.

[清禾SL @SLkrwn]

There's nothing more depressing than watching a snapchat happen at a crowded bar.

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

we have
more than ever
the selfish wants of power
the disregard for the
weak
the old
the impoverished
the
helpless.
~ Bukowski

[Gomi Alfresco @livbrolivia]

Double beds are nb. Not for lovers but rather so you can lie on your side while you watch series on your laptop.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

didn't think i'd ever agree w/ piers morgan on anything, but as the cliche goes... https://t.co/snzULTDNhl

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

Needed: larger bag

[🍔📦 @Burgerboxx]

Julius Malema: I want to vote a criminal out.

Deputy Speaker: Please withdraw

JM: Okay I withdraw. I want to vote a crook out 😁 #zumavote

[Miss Bo @Its_missbo_]

And she works SO hard. Congrats @Thingo_xx ❤ https://t.co/QzzBKi1CfA

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

… a screaming song …

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

art is not an object, but an experience

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

there is a loneliness in this world so great
that you can see it in the slow movement of
the hands of a clock
~ Bukowski

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

Uber: no cars, but dominates the taxi business;
Airbnb: no property, but dominates the hotel business
AI: no brain, but dominates thinking.

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

It’s not your salary that makes you rich, it’s your spending habits.
~ Charles A. Jaffe

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

If you say "going forward" then, going forward, we can't be friends: the complete guide to modern office jargon https://t.co/313lsjVIbZ

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

All I care about is my whisky and like maybe three people.

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
~ H. Hesse