Alabaster Blaster

I was born confused and I still am

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[Ben Plishker @BenPlishker]

@8_seat off the floor like an animal

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@JustGJ_ I read it! Took 2 years but it was so worth

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Just finished reading Worm by Wildbow. 1.7 Million words and maybe the best completed story I’ve read. Cannot recommend this strongly enough to anyone. Crazy to see how the story evolved from so small and typical in arc 1 to absolute insanity in Arc 30. READ WORM🔪🔪

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@dallasmed65 You constantly complaining about the death of your channel in your videos definitely isn't helping. It's show business! you gotta sell it like its the best thing ever

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Normies finally discovered looking at the moon. I've been doing this since way before it was cool

[𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖊 @elemmiressoul]

lovely moon.

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Are cool people just losers with swag?

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@gork is this true??

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@Gronk holy shit

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

Yes, these videos are real.

I have mixed feelings over exposing the United States' most secret superweapon but they used it on a civilian airliner.

They've cracked gravity, solved fusion, and now they have coherent plasma drones that can create formations using magnet inversion.

There's also a lot of people who deserve to be vindicated especially the engineers who have been saying all this for decades.

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A cheesy cracker or chip HATES to see me coming

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Bring it back!
#seafoodandcrab

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@zachrob2001 Can’t relate

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@BenPlishker No no it’ll work this time

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@claytonrogers44 Best hk boss don't @ me

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@ItsyourboiDeko1 Push that feeling down down down into a very dark place and never let it see the light of day

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Wacky idea! What if we put the world’s entire French speaking population into a big blender?

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A father and his pepper are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the pepper is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the pepper and says “I can’t operate on this pepper, they’re a Doctor!”

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@SilverburgSSB GameCube still compatible though

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@Gwor_Lord How old

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@aerialhandslap Thank you it’s because my favorite animal is octopus

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After much deliberation I have decided that my favorite animal is Octopus and sapphira says hi

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Shout out @bancopollins for first like

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@SahlarPiano Desperation can drive a man to great lengths

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Drunk driving is a moral obligation of all American citizens. Please do your civic duty.