Indy 8 Balls

Welcome to the Indy 8 Balls team twitter page! Proud member of @CircleCityWiff and home to the Dirtyard - The best Wiffle Ball field in the nation! 🎱

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

The whole league goes 1️⃣-1️⃣ on the opening WNW with 5 shutouts!

Everyone’s in 1st and everyone’s in last. We’ve learned nothing.

[Indy 8 Balls @8balls_CCW]

UNREAL last day for Gurtch! Congrats on the hardware 🏆

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

✅ HR King
✅ Player of the Week
✅ 8 Balls Championship
✅ Slow Pitch MVP

Gurtch led the league in Home Runs, RBI, and Total Bases, powering the 8 Balls to a Slow Pitch championship. He's your Session 1 MVP!

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

☢️ Gurtcheff Goes Nuclear! ☢️

Gurtch's 15 Home Run weekend - including 5 in the Championship rubber match - helps power the 8 Balls to a Slow Pitch Championship, and nets him the Long Drink Player of the Week Award.

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

Final Results for the Slow Pitch Season! Who surprised the most?

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🏖️ It was a hitter's paradise in Slow Pitch Season, and these guys enjoyed it the most! Our top HR and Hitting performances from the session!

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🎱 8 BALLS ARE NUMBER 1! 🎱

The 8 Balls were sitting at .500 going into their Thursday series. All they did since then? Sweep the Shorts and Stampede to sneak into the Championship Series, and then beat the 1st place Moonshots in a 3 game series.

The 8 Balls are your CCW Phase 1 Champs!

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

HEADS UP!

@dustinlaugel's Opening Day predictions are HERE.

Who’s making a statement early? Who’s striking out first? And who’s leading the league in beers? 🍻👀

Read the full breakdown of all six squads before the slow pitch season kicks off!

🔗https://t.co/25NwGGm7YV

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Sneak peek at the series’ slated for Sunday 👇🏼

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Fo Mo Sleeps 🤞🏻

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Calling all returning players! Ever wondered who the fastest (and slowest) runner in the league is? Or who can hit a wiffle ball the farthest? Mark off March 23rd for our first ever CCW Combine, to come find out!

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

8 Balls are feeling the Bern in 2025 as Berninger joins the squad as an additional lefty at the plate and on the bump for Manager Werner.

🩳 ➡️🎱 #CCWFAFrenzy

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

🚨 OFFICIAL SIGN-OFF FROM JORF PORSSON 🚨

Folks, what a ride it has been. CCW Free Agency 2025 brought us shocking twists, seismic shifts, and unforgettable moments—and through it all, I have been honored to be your humble guide.

We laughed. We gasped. We questioned reality itself.

💥 Witty stunned the world by leaving the Hounds for the Short Shorts, sending shockwaves through the league.
🎬 Keegan Caughey’s cinematic announcement had us questioning whether wiffleball was just a game or a full-blown Hollywood production.
🔥 Stampede’s silent planning culminated in an all-out assault to land the Palmer bros and Tristan Dudas.
🎭 Josh Hart vowed to "replace" Witty—a statement that may go down as the boldest, most unhinged claim in CCW history.
💰 Dudas and the Shorts threw their entire financial weight behind Myc Witty, creating a potential superteam.
🚪 Some fan favorites left home, some unexpected reunions formed, and some fresh blood arrived, ready to shake things up.

And now… free agency closes, the dust settles, and CCW’s landscape has changed forever.

To the players—thank you for your candor, chaos, and commitment to making this free agency the spectacle it deserved to be.
To the SOURCES—you are the lifeblood of Jorf Porsson’s empire. Without you, I am just a man with a keyboard.

And to those who doubted the accuracy of my reporting—you’ll learn someday.

For now, Jorf Porsson signs off. Until the next rumor drops, the next scandal breaks, the next shocking twist unfolds—stay vigilant, stay informed, and never stop chasing the truth.

#CCW #JorfOut

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

Wilsey joins 8 Balls for first time as stopgap arm in the rotation. Wilsey served the Moon Shots well as their #2 pitcher in 2024 and should fill a similar role under Manager/Ace Werner.

Wilsey ➡️🎱 #CCWFAFrenzy

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House decides to add 5 more balls to the # he has in hand in this picture and becomes an Indy 8 Ball for the second time in his career. Not many things go together better than Housey and balls.

@C_THouse ➡️🎱 #CCWFAFrenzy

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

Porsson Reporting:

🚨 BREAKING: CODY HOUSE SIGNS WITH THE 8 BALLS 🚨

Reid Werner lands one of the best bats remaining in free agency, as Cody House is set to join the 8 Balls for the 2025 season.

A key addition to the lineup, House brings power at the plate and depth on the mound, fitting exactly what the 8 Balls were looking for.

Another domino falls—who’s next? 👀

#CCW #WiffleballInsider #FreeAgency

[Circle City Wiffle® @CircleCityWiff]

Porsson Report:
🚨 8 BALLS SHIFT FOCUS TO NEXT WAVE OF FREE AGENTS 🚨

With the next round of decisions looming, the 8 Balls are looking to bolster their lineup and pitching depth.

Sources say they’re zeroing in on:
🔴 Coby Taylor
🔴 Cody House

Both players fit the 8 Balls’ need for another power bat and depth arm—a similar approach to what the Shorts and Moonshots are offering.

Will the 8 Balls land their targets? Or will another team swoop in late? Stay tuned. #CCW #WiffleballInsider #8Balls

[Indy 8 Balls @8balls_CCW]

RT @CircleCityWiff: 8 balls retain Gurtcheff in first wave 2 move from Manager Reid Werner. Gurtch stays home for first time in career in l…

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[Indy 8 Balls @8balls_CCW]

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