8-bit Sex & the City

The lost episodes of this vastly misunderstood retrocomputing series

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Graphic Output: Samantha misunderstands and thinks the girls are taking her to a clinic to learn about VDU commands

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"EDSAC, back & crack". Carrie surprises a hirsute boyfriend with a 1950s calculating machine so large he has to leave by the fire escape.

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"Tie pin to typing" Harry quits his job to set up a business typing things into Wordwise. Charlotte takes pity and becomes his only client

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"Go South." To improve her lover's skills, Samantha gets tattooed with the map from the text adventure game, The Hobbit.

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"Def Ears" When Carrie unconsciously defines a procedure in her Vogue column the 4 briefly wonder if they obsess too much over old computers

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"Sex bomb" Playboy Richard dumps Samantha when she can't offer a credible explanation for the Danger UXB tapes in her underwear drawer

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"Bad fit" When a hot guy at the gym can't give Miranda his Prestel number, she reflects philosophically that he's "just not that into her"

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"Mislead." When Big sees Carrie's attempt to untangle yards of cables, he misunderstands and cancels his taxi home.

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"Star Struck." Stanford's driving test goes terribly wrong after he spends too long playing asteroids the night before.

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"Pile 'em high" Miranda ignores the girls' warnings and vows to only date men who know stack-based languages.

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"Consult the Oracle" Charlotte's first foray into online dating hits a stumbling block when she discovers Ceefax is no longer live.

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When Miranda tracks down the mystery man behind her perforated green bar love letter, she is shocked he's not the Valentino she'd pictured

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Carrie has to move out of her rent-controlled apartment after Aiden moves in his Nyan cat & the landlord's stuff gets covered in rainbows.

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Charlotte's handyman wins her heart with his resourcefulness when he uses her subLOGIC flight simulator as an improvised spirit level

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A New York drug dealer offers the girls a laser disk detailing 1980s British life compiled by schoolchildren. They buy a copy each.

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"Hot bits". The 4 travel to Saudi Arabia after watching Desert Dreams after too many Manhattans. Carrie's Amiga is confiscated by customs

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"Opposites attract" When Samantha's metal dildo wipes one of her acorn electron tapes she gives up sex forever

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"Crashed". Carrie's date, Dare Devil Dennis, ends up in hospital after jumping over a speedboat & landing on top of a tree on the way home.

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"Infocom of errors." Miranda worries Aiden is too controlling when he won't lend Carrie Zork until she's finished the Enchanter trilogy.

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Charlotte passes up a road trip to Vegas when she discovers her local Ladbrokes still use a system powered by RISC-OS. "You girls have fun!"