okay, that sounds even more threatening now.
i live off salmon run paychecks but I do offer table turf money matches if you need something to get your money up
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uhhhh sup guys , monday hotlantis restock . who needs movie theatre tickets and streaming subscriptions when you have . . . uh . . . my script has a smear on it. but yeah, come give us your money.
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ooc 🦭💬 i hate when someone unfollows me because they flipped muses but im a fan of the verse they flipped to and i still would have interacted with them
ooc 🦭💬 i was looking thru my followers to see who followed during my hiatus and wondered why dafuq all these squarespace bot accounts follow me until i remembered this😭
@bashfulism imagine using carrd to store your muse info when you can use squarespace for 40% off with the code "mvrp" ? it has everything you need, from analytics to marketing tools and commissions. it took me less than 15 minutes to set it up and it looks highly professional!
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oh, uh... alright . . .
he said we'd go the back room and i'd learn more about our sales and stuff so i'll have a better shot at helping customers.... barry's a pretty chill guy... i just don't like lectures when i could be doing literally anything else..
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uhhh... we have used retro video games that we resell for quadruple the price, and board games? and these cute tamagotchis that explode in your hands if the pet gets too sad... anddd ouija boards, but i dunno if they count as a game or like. a communication device?
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⠀𖣯 dni ⦂ T.R.A.S.H, ai users, lewd
⠀𖣯 i love crossovers and may
⠀invade verses other than splatoon
⠀𖣯 mix of serious and crack rp
⠀𖣯 open to shipping with chem
⠀𖣯 sporadic activity but friendly!!
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uhhh.. my boss said, like, i'll get taken out back and shot if people don't buy from our shop... so uh... we sell like... games and stuff... and food i think... we're probably open right now? i'm pretty sure i'm standing at the cash register as i say this?