Butt Family

a large, cheeky family and the things they say.

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“Why are you wearing clothes? You’re a rock?” “Because even naked rocks are inappropadopes.”

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

@jbcaprell @ElHombreJugo Yeah, without photographic evidence, that shit never happened.

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“She lunged at me and she bit me.” “Did you eeep at her?!” “I did! And I eeped loudly. But it didn’t do anything. So, I gave her an apricot.” #yayChristmasButts

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“The sorting hat is like, ‘based on the circumference of your head....... you’re evil.’” #yayChristmasButts

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“I wish those clouds would move so I could see the moon.” “Isn’t it crazy how water blobs cover a planet?” #yayChristmasButts

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“You just look like Satan.” “Well, Satan is handsome.” #yayChristmasButts

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“I was going to shave but I wasn’t about to scrape a knife across my legs... in the dark... with cold water... with my pants off.” #yayChristmasButts

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“What would you like to drink, sir?” “Cheese on the fries.��

And so it begins. #yayChristmasButts

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“I didn’t realize my body was so in tune with my brain.”

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

“The best kind of squats are when you clench your butt on the way up.”

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

After an excessively long hiatus, we finally reset the password. The cheekiest family is BACK ON THE TWEETSPACE. #lookoutworld #buttfamilytweets

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

"Just wait till you smell a dead skunk!"
"I did, remember? I thought it smelled like roasted coffee beans"🤣🤣

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

"A few of our people have lungs that just can't handle crap."

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

"Does this shirt look like a men's shirt?" "You look like Mulan except if she worked in an office rather than going to war."

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

"I just had a breakfast burp." "Time for lunch!" #itsaButtwedding

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

"Boys are dumb and boring and they smell." "Headphones??" #itsaButtwedding

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

*GASP* "There are GRAPES on those vines." "Yeah, those are grapevines." #itsaButtwedding

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

"I have a lot of experience not peeing." #itsaButtwedding

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

"I'm going to need to use your steamer for my wedding earrings." #itsaButtwedding

[Butt Family @8cheekypeople]

"I think they are Amish back there." #itsaButtwedding