Eight Dancing Tentacles

Drugs, tentacles, abuse, fluff, bad jokes, surprise pet play.
Rogue ambassador from a sentient evil dimension.
Cake addict.

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

DEATH
before
BOREDOM

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

Full on Rockerboy.

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

🐙Oh man, I have to clean up this account.
Lots of bots and accounts that no longer are active.

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

"And now, to find something to EAT"

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

"Six months sleeping under a rock does wonder for my back, see?"

His back sounds like an army of skeletons having a rock gurgling match.

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

He checks his non-existent watch.

"Alright but whatever is gonna happen better happen fast because the bakery opens in five minutes and I have a perfect record to keep"

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

"Why does everyone wants me to come inside?"

And then, veeeery slowly winks in an extremely exaggerated way.

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

"I have never seen a zombie. Do they really exist?"

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

He chews, crunchy.

"Would you ask a bird not to sing, a fish to stop swimming or a big bowl of jello to stop jiggling?
Jumpscares are sadly, in my nature.

And never mind about the glass, I could use the minerals.."

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

Poor lamp.
Also poor face, the lamp smashes against his nose.

"Ow. I was trying to help!"

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

@felineribs
Pops his head, upside down, through a window.

"Remember to keep your wrist locked, fingers spread and push from the shoulder, not the elbow"

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

🐙Once again, most of my brain has been taken over by a single song.

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

@EldritchEgress 🐙We all do.

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

""Hey, where's Sage?"

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

🐙 So..thanks to wasteland 3 random song thing, I have the magnificent 'Everybody have fun tonight' song invariably associated with the cannibal jamboree.

Which..is ok, I had a lot of fun going in guns blazing for once instead of pondering some moral dilemma.

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

He nods, then crawls up a wall looking less like an agile predator and more like a gecko on crack withdrawal.
"Remember to spray bottle the sonofabitch or he'll throw a Molotov at you because he thinks that's funny"

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

He raises a finger but too tired to argue he just mumbles 'not my balls' and issues precise instructions in the form of
"Just make bad people go away from the harbor and if you see a fluffy male model looking guy with fox ears, that Nova, hit him with the spray bottle"

[Eight Dancing Tentacles @8dancingtentacl]

He squints again, since his eyelid feels made out of lead.
His entire face tenses with the effort to suppress a yawn.

"That'd be nice but don't you have... responsibilities and..stuff?"