8andahalfacrefarm

slightly insane mother of three, high maintenance wife, cyclist, crossfitter and graphic designer who rambles a lot.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

Just because I am buying Large pants does not mean I am 6ft tall. Do they have a fat short size?

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

I must be old. Stayed up late just to finish watching a movie and I feel hungover like I drank all night instead.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

Krispy Kreme donuts and a healthy eating magazine. Grocery store win.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

stare at a woman like she is a piece of meat, it's your own damn fault when you drive off with coffee on the top of your car.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

My birthday month starts in T-minus ...Screw it! It starts now. #mybirthday

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

Super excited about the calligraphy class I just signed up for @iglooletterpres #learningneverstops

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Talking about your job in front if 2nd graders is a bit intimidating. #

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

I am almost 43. Is that too old to say "I don't want to adult today"?

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

Pet peeve: when people don't cut the pie evenly. Then you end up with a non triangular piece. #ocd #controlissues

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

Two words that shouldn't appear together in a hash tag: pen is.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

@senrobportman your joking right? Please tell me this is all a joke.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

It might be a sign you love your job when you loose track of time.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

My kids are hyped up from candy at school. And I am trying to get them to do howework? #impossibletasks

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

leonardodicaprio's video https://t.co/FrmA6Z0hh2

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

@senrobportman you just told every child and teacher that money is more important than they are.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

@senrobportman I thought you said you listened to people in your state. Guess the money was worth more than our kids.

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

@MarkRuffalo @senrobportman make Ohio proud!! Listen to us and vote no on DeVos. #noDevos

[8andahalfacrefarm @8halfacrefarm]

@senrobportman please vote NO for Betsy DeVos. We need someone who has more experience.

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#MondayMotivation “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” -George Carlin. Look at the beauty around us. ~cw

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