WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ๐๐๐? YOU ARE ๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ! I AM THE ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ผ, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐!
#parody#rp
๐: Malebolgia
๐คก: Violator
@decayandage Wait... WAIT NO, NO I DO, I FEEL IT, AHH, AHH, AHHH'm just messing with you, NOTHIN, You really are a lower demon
as a demon you should know we dont AGE! exactly why nobody in hell is afraid of you! "aaaaaaaa i'm so scared i'm gonna grow old and die!" "You're 900,000 years old!"
@decayandage Ah don't bother! it's not useful on us anyways! wanna know why the phlebiac brothers look like bugs? What's that shitbrain? DING DING DING THATS RIGHT! because you CANT GET RID OF US HEHEHAHAHAHH!
*He laughs as Malebolgia rolled his eyes and vanished into the fire*
@decayandage *The clown sheds his skin into his true form, crawling out*
๐คก: Just like a beautiful butterfly! Still, fuck you pal, i just finished growin' that skin back!
๐: Listen here you little shit, if you don't wanna be flattened into a green pile of guts, your job is to annoy him!
@decayandage ๐: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
*With a snap of his fingers, a firey portal opens and the short morbidly obese clown falls from the sky, hitting the ground like a bouncy ball
๐คก: Aghhhhhhh fuck! why's it always the portal in the sky and the falling and the- Oh
@decayandage Ugh Shut UP will you?! Jeezus christ now i know how it feels to talk to Violator
*Malebolgia lets out an angered growl as his lon and crooked jaw snaps upwards, eyes squinted as he thinks of a way to shut up the tiny devil in front of him*
@decayandage *Malebolgia appeared beside Aging once again unscathed, laughing even louder now*
HEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! IT'S TRUE! THATS HOW I RULED FOR SO SO SO MANY MILLENIA!!!
@decayandage Clearly not since thats not what i was going to say! I just came to mock you, you may be feared among humans but you've grown SOFT to us lords of hell!
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โ โ I haven't thought about it even now, why would I think about it when I gotta keep my focus? My problems are MY goddamit problems, I need to solve them by my own means. Why do you keep insisting first of all?
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