Jolene Patterson

[Jolene Patterson @8JOJO8]

@LearNonsense

[Jolene Patterson @8JOJO8]

@Pitt_MBB #sum41

[Jolene Patterson @8JOJO8]

@miaaselaa @Brooke_Hof

[Its A Dogs World @itsadogsworldd]

BOO👻

[Jolene Patterson @8JOJO8]

@hschott22 Absolutely

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i absolutely refuse to cut my own salad. i will jam the entire head of lettuce into my face before lifting up a knife

[Jolene Patterson @8JOJO8]

@correia_lindsay @Brooke_Hof

[Jolene Patterson @8JOJO8]

@itsdaneesaur @lindseyttenneb @Brooke_Hof

[Jolene Patterson @8JOJO8]

@hschott22 Oh Ed lol

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

so happy it’s finally feel-extra-bad-about-my-body degrees outside!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Where am I supposed to keep snacks?

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Why doesn’t twitter let you edit typos in tweets? I’m tired of the ridicule I endure just because I’m sloppy and impulsive and barely literate.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

2 day hangovers are real.

[a s h l y n ⚡️ @mommyalv]

someone just asked me if my boobs always have to out lmao yes bitch they do I’m 22 years old this is prime titty time when im 40 and they’re saggy I’ll put them away but until then u can shut your mother teresa turtleneck wearing ass up & mind your damn business

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Hey mom can you come pick me up my friends are buying houses

[Baseball Bros @BaseballBros]

This is why baseball is the greatest sport ever 😂

[Onyeka Ehie @onyekaehie]

Why does Black Ice car freshener remind me of all my high school mistakes

[Jolene Patterson @8JOJO8]

@SavannahSoutas @Brooke_Hof

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the number of people who work out on christmas is BLASPHEMOUS jesus didn’t get ripped in the gym he got ripped by drinking wine with prostitutes you heathens

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my cousin announced he was gonna be a dad at our christmas gathering so now i have to get belligerently drunk to make it about me again