Kevin

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

What is Astroworld? Is that where they filmed the moon landing?

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

the government b hookin it up with the sunsets tho

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Is praying just to God like pulling an "I'd like to speak to the manager" on Jesus?

[varsha @varsharav_]

Everyone needs to wake up and realize how funny the pioneer woman is

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Nobody:

Nickelodeon in the early 00s: Yo, its slime time live fuckers

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

@xochristinerose Corollavirus*

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

The doritos bags have returned to the Baltimore harbor. The world is healing itself, #WeAreTheVirus .

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

@xochristinerose @_rone This is everyday of my life while cooking dinner. All my appliances have bars too.

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

@theMANnamedDAN This guy wore a beanie on a first date

[ESPN @espn]

A combined 40 All-Star appearances for Team Kevin 😤

Does any other first name team have a shot at beating the Kevin's in their prime?

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Hour 3 of quarantine

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

You’re telling me this is gonna save me from a global pandemic?

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

If we all work together, as human beings, and genuinely share and listen to each other, then maybe we can all figure out how to order at Cava.

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Not getting coronavirus really do jus be a mindset �� 💪

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Florida is just one big Harley Davidson dealership

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

The weekend equivalent to rush hour is just people walking around with yoga mats

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Kobe and Jim Vance. Lower Merrion legends gone too soon.

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Bieber was robbed last night!! Can’t believe “yummy” didn’t win!! Ugh!! #scammys

[Kevin @realkev_smith]

Big Truss

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

THIS LEAGUE