Lil B

Never met a person over the age of 12 with more energy than me.

[Lil B @8klilb]

Shout out to the EC Men and Women's cross country teams on fighting their way to Nationals. I can't wait to see the results next weekend!

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So Plain Greek yogurt in replacement of coffee creamer is a bad idea.

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Does anybody else ever wish 'Urban Dictionary' had its own thesaurus? #GoogleSearchFail

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@RealAaronEasker Yeah that'd be fun. You going to alumni too?

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Spontaneous buy of the week = Avett Brothers tickets at the MN State Fair! Funny thing is, I'm just as excited for the food.

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Sometimes I think I'm brave; then I almost step on a toad and jump in fright like a 12 year old girl.....so there's still that I guess.

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Last night shift in the books. #HelloDaylight

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Literally the best day of work I've ever had in my life coming off of zero hours of sleep. How the heck did that happen...

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Buzzkill of working nights = checking your phone. #EveryoneAsleep

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This was pretty good. Clint Eastwood: What I've Learned http://t.co/s0MEmj4CuZ via @Esquire

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If I had an easy button I'd be pushing it right about now. #CrazyLandLord aka "Shady Lady"

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Pandora most definitely ate its Wheaties this morning.

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Officially the only single one left in the family. #Getatmeladies

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Sometimes I think I enjoy food more than a person is supposed to.

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I don't understand how a person accidentally orders $11 worth of McDonald's....I blame the "shamerock" shake.

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@amy_hartattack But think about all the fun you would have missed out on!

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Reading reviews about the Madison Menards I apparently work at. Lets just say my expectations aren't high for the 1st day.

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Looking for housing sucks.

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Had to teach a guy about fractions and how to use a tape measure today. Just another day at Menards.

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Coffee mugs are like pajama pants. I start my morning with 'em and I only stop using them if I have to go to work. #lazySaturday