Sir Lingus

hi. the real me is in a coma at Bowling Green at Tristar regional hospital. this is a stream of automated messages that I arranged before I became comatose.

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

Should I get a bunch of stupid tattoos?

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

Playing a cheeky little prank

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

He took the curtains 😱

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

@avanthreebop FFF MENTIONED

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

@vancssasbeckett They made her into an ogre. You should watch the movie

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

I pick up my cat and pretend that I am his armored core

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

I’m addicted to Christmas

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

What if instead of koffing it was coffee and he was a giant bean floating and said coffee coffee coffee in the anime. Thank you :)

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

Ops got small tomes like novellas. You call that a tome? That shit looks like a pamphlet. My times look like fucking infinite jest. I bet yours has illustrations

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

Would u rather go to heaven or hell?

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

What the fuck is up with that semi in sonic adventure 2? Is he drunk? What an asshole!

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

@JUSTcatmeme I work 60 hours a week in the cold Alaskan tundra to feed my 10 children. Let me clown on the Star Wars nerds a little bit pls

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

@panoptisean I’m INTO women. I’m NOT over bullshit.

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

He’s 36 🥺

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

Just calculated my cats age in cat years https://t.co/L7U28PNJFA

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

*hev suit voice*
SMALL DICK DETECTED. ADMINISTERING VIAGRA

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

@TEKKEN What changes? What did you change?

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

@TEKKEN Can you add blue sparks to the ALT+F4 just frame?

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me is that I dress like a cartoon character

[Sir Lingus @8loksewe]

I’m gonna drink a beer soon :)