Chitsakabele 🇿🇲 🇲🇼 🇲🇿

All I know is, I’d to war for a woman like me.

[Musanathi Writes 🇿🇦 @Musanathi2]

At this salon, they serve you coffee with biscuits plus you don’t even hold the hair piece.

I’m about to part with 2 million for all this convenience ne? 😭

[xo.kelo🍒 @Kelo_Mile1]

Started a new job, bought a car and traveled to Atlanta for the bafana bafana game!🥹❤️

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

NOW WHO DISCHARGED MY SHAYLA?????

[Censored Tube @CensoredTube]

That humiliation can never be erased

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I went without hair, waxing, nails, dentist, doctor, coffee, hanging out, taking a vacation or buying an outfit all 2025 and you know how much money I saved? NONE.

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

Men actually think you're dumb if you have sex with them because you like them

[Tulip 🌷 @tumi_tulipz]

Wait, how did you find out? Her man?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

She was just filming herself in the market when she accidentally recorded another woman’s shocked face over the prices.

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

I believe polygamy really has its people because me? I’d definitely have another man on the side too 😭

[AFO @Dr_Afo]

Being fertile.

A lot of us take it for granted that you can just have sex and if you're not careful, you would soon be expecting a baby.

Infertility is crazy.

There's this deep sadness I see in infertile couples. You look at their eyes and that light is just not there.

That sex that is normally enjoyable becomes a chore.

We often prescribe sex like medication for them and after a while, it becomes a chore.

If you can get pregnant or impregnate someone unassisted, you don't know what God has done for you.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

This is content😂

[AnaBanana @femalepencil]

I can’t believe we used to have McDonalds Mondays, sushi Tuesdays, wacky Wednesdays and pizza Fridays all because my mom hated cooking.

[Rose TheArtist @rosethaaartist]

Airbnb lost the plot. The whole appeal was affordability and unique experience. Now it’s expensive, inconsistent, and I still have to do chores. Hard pass

[Lilith @liiliith0]

Artık doğum günümde insanlar beni alkışlarsa ne yapacağımı biliyorum.

[MK @wak2433]

I found a hidden security camera pointing directly at my desk in the office and assumed management was spying on my productivity. To test my theory, I spent three days doing absolutely zero work, staring directly into the lens, and eating snacks continuously. The IT guy walked over on Friday and asked why I was blocking the motion sensor for the air conditioning.

[Metropolitan @metrofive5]

Turning 60 years old with your twin is such a great accomplishment.
Did life together as kids, still doing life together as adults🥹❤️>>>

[Rose TheArtist @rosethaaartist]

The fact Airbnb is losing revenue isn’t shocking to me . Once hosts started pricing the same or more than hotels didn’t make sense . I rather stay at the hotel with daily housekeeping and room service if that’s the case .

[HMG🧕🏻 @Haleemarh_Gumel]

My daughter charges five bucks for washing dishes at home, and she's been doing it for half a year already. My son said today that he wants to wash them too, but only for three bucks. He wants me to fire his sister.

I told my older daughter:

[Bheyonś Mboweni💕 @sunraysandstuff]

Netflix France is obsessed with The polygamist 😭😭😭

[Paris @Aphelele_Monti]

Calling me after 10pm and before 9am (if you’re not my partner) is taking chances. There’s not a single thing I can do for you in between these times.