MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS

I will have my vengeance. In this life, or the next.

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

@EliotShorrParks You must like making yourself a total loser

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

Dave dombrowski should be fired before the ass crack of dawn. This Phillies team is fucking abysmal, unserious, and unwatchable.

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

@KevinAdams26 Hey pussy!

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

I DEMAND @AfternoonsWIP Take away @DMRussini Eagles insider of the year award immediately. She was playing patty cake w vrabel for every AJ Brown article.

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

Lmaoo @Bighugh53 has been right all along. Dianna is vrabels plant. Hold that MF Line hugh!

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel and New York Times NFL reporter Dianna Russini were seen holding hands, hugging, and spending time together at a luxury hotel in Sedona, Arizona.

Both are married.

Mike Vrabel has been married to Jen Vrabel since 1999.

Dianna Russini has been married to Kevin Goldschmidt, a Shake Shack executive, since 2020.

“Our spy spotted Vrabel and Russini again that evening on the private rooftop of one of the hotel’s bungalows, which feature glass walls offering panoramic views of the state’s famed Red Rock formations… Both Russini and Vrabel insist they were there with friends and say they simply weren’t visible in the pictures… But other eyewitnesses told us (Page Six) that they did not see anyone else with Vrabel and Russini”

(via: Page Six)

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

FUCK YOU DAVE DOMBROWSKI FUCK YOU JOHN MIDDLETON. BO BICHETTE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PHILLIE.

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

I need a delta force level arrest of Nick sirriani and Kevin patullo tonight. The Philadelphia Eagles organization should be appalled

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

Nick sirianni is a fucking DISGRACE

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

@WIPMorningShow this is the best drop of the week in forever 😂😂😂😂

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

@DreamDemonVT @moneybraggyo @_MLFootball Still hurts?

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE SO FUCKING SORRY. STRAP THE LINEUP TO A ROCKET AND SEND THEM TO THE FUCKING SUN.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HILARIOUS: #Eagles superstar wide receiver A.J. Brown is extremely afraid of putting Peroxide on his cuts.

@1kalwaysopen_ 😭😭😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

@JoeysBets We traded aj brown?

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Shane Gillis was hilarious but you can see how soft society has become that he’s gotta awkwardly feel like the devil for making funny jokes

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

Top 5 fruits going into summer 25
1 Watermelon
2 Bananas
3 @Randy_Marsh96 with a cornhole bag in his hand
4 Blueberries
5 Raspberries

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

Fighting the masculine urge to buy a temu skid steer tn.

[MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS @8thKING_OF_ROME]

Me and 4 dudes waiting on our chilis triple dipper door dash order on Valentine’s Day. #hellyea

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

Got the W & @PennStateFball in the BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.. great weekend ✊🏾🖤#1-0 #BackToWork

[David Ubben @davidubben]

Imagine doing something so outrageous you make a sideline full of some of the best athletes on the planet react like this 😂