🚨🇮🇪BREAKING: Conor McGregor just called for the only solution after an African migrant butchered a local man in the middle of a Belfast street!
"CLOSE THE BORDERS - remove ALL illegal entrants from this island NOW!"
A man comes home from church and, without saying a word, picks up his wife and lifts her into the air.
After a moment, he sets her down.
His wife is smiling from ear to ear.
"Aww, that's so romantic! You really should go to church more often."
Then she asks, "What did the pastor preach about today?"
The husband answers, "He said that when we get home, we should lift our problems up to God."
A man comes home from church with two black eyes.
His wife takes one look at him and exclaims, "how in the world did you get two black eyes at church!?"
"Well" the man answers, "When we stood up to pray, i noticed that the woman in front of me had the back of her dress tucked in to her pantyhoes. I didn't want to embarrass her by telling her, so i reached forward and pulled it out. She turned around and punched me in the eye!"
"that explains one black eye" said his wife, " so how did you get the other one?"
"I thought she must have wanted it there so i put it back!"
🚨 WTF?! A USS Liberty survivor confirms President LBJ intentionally set them up to be sunk by Israel as a false flag.
He reveals Washington maliciously denied escorts and called back rescue planes twice, leaving them to die for 17 hours to appease the Zionist regime.
I paid $4.37 for gas today because Benjamin Netanyahu convinced Trump to attack Iran for Israel.
That is not America First, that is America Last.
I hope the republicans get slaughtered this November.
They deserve all the pain that is coming, and I will help make it happen.
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, "Hi darling, your
parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
Listen to this video.
All these promises, he told us exactly what we wanted to hear.
And then he turned around and broke them all.
He protected the elites, built a fortress around the swamp, endorsed all the RINOs, and became a warmonger waging wars.
Trump is the very snake he warned us all about.
WHY THE HELL AM I PAYING TAXES TO A FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THAT:
>CANNOT DEFUND THE TALBAN
>CANNOT SECURE OUR ELECTIONS
>CANNOT BALANCE A BUDGET
>CANNOT READ THE BILLS THEY VOTE ON
>CANNOT PASS TERM LIMITS
>CANNOT PASS DOGE CUTS
WHY ARE WE PAYING TAXES?!!!!!!