David

[永 @wokegangstalker]

If you die in the real dick vs dildo challenge you die in real life

[swinky @swinkying]

you’ve been like an uncle pussy to me

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[323 @Ggod323]

I genuinely dont remember half my life

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Sometimes a guy is really hot until he opens his mouth and he's gay... and then he's even hotter!

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

it’s deadass like cranes in the sky

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

he asked whose pussy is this & i said well its opinions based

[550am @josh550am]

A clocked werk orange

[beav @beavermaxx]

they’re killing everypony some time in the evening today

[Loosey LaDuca @LooseyLaDuca]

I love a gay that kisses you on the cheek when they say hello. It’s so like. Polite and faggy.

[julee @juleecel]

just shaved my whole body for Santa

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Finally watched Damn Daniel. I feel it's some of the most important queer performance art of our time.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

My cousin died doing the Ella McCay challenge

[mara @vixeias]

Can my bitchass get a bello

[ٍ @manic_posting]

Addison Rae, I have received the instructions you have encoded in your music

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I get Pertier everyday, I can’t wait until tomorrow

[Margaretsnatchr @margaretsnatchr]

If you see a gay guy wearing flip flops in the club step on his damn feet. They need to learn a lesson. I did it last night and it felt so good :))))

[kevin @nivekeht]

Isn't it beautiful how Bruh has stood the test of time all these years

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

guess i'll be hydroplaning on cum in my slut car this summer

[Meg thee italian @megsgiallo]

auditioning for drag race to get an autism diagnosis