Butternuts

No shell, all thrill. - Butternuts

[Butternuts @8utternuts]

@Edmontondude Now do this one.

[Doinks the Frog @DoinksTheFrog]

every person you’ve ever met shits out of their butt

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

- be black
- get pulled over
- have an open container of vodka
- be under the age of 21
- get lucky and only receive a ticket
- refuse to sign ticket
- knock the ticket book out of the trooper’s hand
- resist arrest

And thennnnn….

Play the negro Hokey Pokey:

- ‘but what did I do?’
- ‘I didn’t even du nuffin’
- ‘I need to call my momma’
- ‘omg I can’t breave!’
- ‘i’s pregnant!’

Shit gets so old.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Hey White women. You voted for enough diversity yet?

[C3 @C_3C_3]

I never want to hear about the dangers of White Supremacy ever again.

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

Have you tried the new Tim Hortons Cheese Crowsahnt?

[Butternuts @8utternuts]

@bruce_barrett 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Some nig is currently chimping out in Charlotte NC and randomly attacking white women.

(Typical)

I hope police hurry and lock him up so he won’t have to spend until Monday to see a judge, get a slap on the wrist, and promptly return to society.

[Butternuts @8utternuts]

@bruce_barrett How is that poor elephant going to wash that off now?

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

On today’s episode of Elephants vs. Indians…

[Tom Hennessy @Tomhennessey69]

Thinking you’re being racist? Trust me, you’re nowhere near racist enough.

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

“Muslim values are Canadian Values.”

- Mark Carney.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

No matter how strong your autistic power level is, there is always someone stronger.

[𝐊𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 @GenXKappy]

Accurate 🤣

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

A White woman moved into a new neighborhood and came home to her windows being smashed.

She checked her security camera and saw this.

[Butternuts @8utternuts]

@UltimoLegend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣