Buddy Jones

stand-up comedian, Columnist for the Memphis Flyer. Bartender at Flying Saucer in downtown Memphis

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@TheJohnDalton2 The gimmicks 🤣🤣

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@Devin_Walker2 He's clearly mudd line material

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@Devin_Walker2 I'm old as hell. I don't know what you're talking about. I hope it's funny 🤣

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@DustinStarr @austinlane1 But he called the Big One Flea Market the Big Top Flea Market. 🤣🤣 Still feels good to hear The Rock put Memphis over.

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@GrzzCmpnyMane @BeckyLynchWWE wrote a book? Judging by her @Jepordy_ episode, I never knew she read one 😂😂

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@WMCActionNews5 My 20 year plan is to not die

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@DustinStarr He enjoys the adrenaline rush of the roaring pop he hears in a 20k seat NBA arena with only 3k in attendance.

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@Devin_Walker2 @Mem_Wrestling @Devin_Walker2 in the house!!! You know it's a big event if D Dub is there!!

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@geoff_calkins This happened to me at the Hickory Ridge Mall years ago. I raced to the bathroom and before I finished, I heard high heels clicking. I walked out, looked at the women and asked "what are y'all doing in here?" We laughed. But it was still embarrassing 🤣

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@BIGMEM12 Pacers say no

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Grizzlies: “We need you to hit a game winner in your first game back”

Ja Morant:

[Marc Gasol @MarcGasol]

The founding fathers #GNG

[Memphis Wrestling @Mem_Wrestling]

TODAY | Don’t miss an all new #MemphisWrestling featuring a Double Main Event!

▶️ https://t.co/3KQwF4X0AZ

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

I wouldn't even let some of these modern "wrestlers" put me in a headlock 🤣🤣

[Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette]

I would have let @JerryLawler give me these until he passed out exhausted before I would let ONE of these modern-era high divers land on me with ANYTHING off or over the top rope ONE time:

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@Mem_Wrestling @RaySanders_CW30 @Derricking1 Put some respect on Ray Ray's name!!! 🤣🤣

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@AEW I grew up watching Memphis Wrestling. Jerry Jarrett would NEVER allow any of these elite gymnastic middle school children on his pro wrestling show. He sure as hell wouldn't have fired his top star to please guys who should be selling programs. #CMPunk

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@AEW I grew up watching Memphis Wrestling. Jerry Jarrett would NEVER allow any of these elite gymnastic middle school children on his pro wrestling show. He sure as hell wouldn't have fired his top star to please guys who should be selling programs. #CMPunk

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

The numbers from whatever platform CM Punk uses when he finally tells his side of the AEW disaster will dwarf any AEW programming in their history. Knowing Tony Khan will be listening while knowing he chose Page and Jungle Boy over Punk makes it so much funnier, pal.

[Jim Cornette @TheJimCornette]

I've been involved in a business filled with exaggeration & hyperbole for almost 50 years, & I have NEVER heard a single line of dialogue containing a more stunning, awe-inspiring metric fuckton of unadulterated bullshit in my life as I heard uttered tonight.
#ScaredForHisLife

[Buddy Jones @901walrus]

@Mem_Wrestling @DustinStarr some Cult of Cornette members in Memphis would LOVE to see @TheJimCornette Great wrestling, great wrestlers, and great fans with no invisible man, no blow-up dolls, no furniture and especially no trampoline cowboys!!