Megan Neighbors

Marketer, graphic designer, personal chef to my husband, mother of 2 ridiculous pups, ND football watcher and gym rat.

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

@ScottforFlorida What about the lives of women who medically need an abortion? That life did not win.

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

My body when my brain says just one more episode of Squid Games...

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

My toddler when I try and put her hair in a ponytail...

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

I am now at the level of adulting where I understand why my Mom use to scream at my for marking up the walls...

[Charlie LeDuff @Charlieleduff]

Tell them to stand down Don.
For the sake of our children.

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

Every 30 year old today...”Thank god New Year’s Day fell on a Friday. I’m going to need at least three days to recover from staying up past 9pm and mixing champagne and red wine.”

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

Incase anyone is wondering why millennials have anxiety...

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/zLawOJ8r9l

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

Not wearing a mask in public is the new smoking. People give you dirty looks when you do it inside and random strangers come up to you and tell you how bad it is for your health.

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

I am now at the “I’ve watch heart of dixie four times in a row” phase of quarantine.

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

How to Make this Moment the Turning Point for Real Change by @BarackObama https://t.co/bbxFkl54lc

[Jax Taylor @mrjaxtaylor]

My role at home is to follow my wife around the house and turn off all the lights that she leaves on.. Dad, I get it now and I am sorry. 💟✝️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

@comcastcares fix the daily outages with Xifinity! People are relying on your service and start being honest about what’s going on!

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

@Xfinity is this some sort of sick joke you are playing? People are stuck at home and rely on the internet for work so you have 14 hour outages once a day? #comcastoutage #xfinityoutage

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

@Xfinity so my internet came back on at 9am this morning and just went out again. Does that mean you are limiting us to 12 hours of service a day?! Don’t even bother directing me to support who says it’s my router. #xfinityoutage

[Stassi Schroeder Clark @stassi]

Correction: jewelry is all that fits me right now.

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

The COVID-19 pandemic has proven that things I once thought impossible are now possible... For instance, today finished a carton of spring salad mix before it went bad.

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

Other moms: I am going to use my time at home to teach my baby sign language.

Me: I’m going to use my time at home to grow out my eyebrows.

[Charlie LeDuff @Charlieleduff]

A frenetic call has just come in from Sinai-Grace hospital in west Detroit -- the epicenter.
The night shift has staged a wild cat walk-off, in protest of a lack of #Covid19 staffing and equipment. To those medics, I say, please go back to work. We will pick up your fight.

[Megan Neighbors @904hops]

This meme wins the pandemic.
#coronapocalypse