Mwendwa

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

I have ONE humble request, bro. I beg you, please never date a girl you love. Date a girl who wants you. She will treat you better as a man. Attract, don't chase.

[Castro💀 @pablo69castro]

Kuniambia niwatch series ama movies za Tyler Perry ni one of the most disrespectful thing you can ever do to me, heri niskize sauti ya chura for hours man

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I am told Ruto is very worried that handing cash out isn’t working as he anticipated. He was made to believe nyota fund was going to bring youths to his feet. Possibly why he is losing weight that much. Tuzidi kuweka mawe! Kasongo must not know peace

[Jaber is Jaber @NimuKiarie]

Tuelewane btw, Tuko cardi basically means Ruto Must Go. Rt if you agree

[Josphat maina @Josphatmaina01]

Unapea morio two chwani ya jug anakusifu mheshimiwa,unapea dem soo tano anakuita broke man

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@pksalasya Happy Birthday, kinyambizi

Frame 1, you went to Mumias Sugar to ask pertinent questions

Days we respected you,

Sudi called you that evening ukapewa 5M, check frame 2

Mkalewa pamoja ukapangwa

And that's how your relevance was nipped at the bud

Msenge, ghasia!

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

This app is so random, nimeingia nikapata kuna mtu amepata jogoo zake mbili zikipigana and he immediately started boiling some water waiting to cook the loser.

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

That fake Monday seriousness is so funny. Everyone acting like they know what they’re doing.

[Obino Sure @briansureobino]

Sai tukiweza rudi maandamano nothing will save Ruto, sai hakuna Baba .. Oburu is almost forgetting his name. Let’s decide a date and complete what we started

[Totty @joellytottila]

Waxing lady this week

[Ritaliciousss🎀🫧💕 @bhadgurlrih]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind William Ruto

[Mwendwa @909Bandit]

@ngughii Ni mbaya😂

[felloh @ngughii]

Mapolisi hawatawai pata amani hii app🤣

[Apexway Tyres Ltd @Anthonymulley]

@Honeyfarsafi He blocked 🚫 me few months for asking him the Accountability of Masii town,Muthetheni to Miu tarmac Road.Millions of money was spent by Mutua and his fugitive wife.3yrs Later that is not Road,its just a River painted black.Shame on him.

[I am Chege @_James041]

We cannot be keeping quiet when one of us is still missing.

Where is Ndiangui Kinyagia?

#FreeNdianguiKinyagia #EndAbductionsKe

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

I might be the only one that doesn't care about late replies. As long as you reply, take your time. We're not in love.

[😎 @timothymathai]

Buana, if I see you quoting kina Passaris, Alai, and Kaluma, I'm going to mute you. You can't keep on complaining about them, and you're there engaging with their nonsensical takes

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Dear bro, You have to completely forget dating until you get your life together.